The tales of a girlfriend

[Sandiercy]

I manage a game store in a mall and the past couple of days I have seen this man walk by. He has a rather unusual song that he sings.

Day 1: I walk into the mall and start to unlock the store in preparation of opening. Man walks by singing a song. I listen:

CM (or crazy man): My girlfriend has her head up her A**, her head up her A**, her head up her A**. *this continues for several lines as he walks on by*

Me:

Day 2: Today I open the store as normal, just get settled in after turning on the lights and everything when CM walks by again.

CM: Bi**** like Coco, Bi***** like me, Bi**** like Coco, Bi**** like me. *this is repeated many times as he walks on by*.

Me:

[telecom_goddess]

Let us know what the next one is!

[sms001]

Not missing some ear buds are you?

No? I was afraid not.

On a positive note, I'm glad my ear worms, bad as they are, were well established before rap came along, or I'd probably be mistaken for a Tourettes victim too.

[Eevie]

He clearly needs to have his own CD with these such hits. I give it a week to hit Platinum.

[Mr Hero]

I hear he's opening for MC Shake and Bake.

[gremcint]

next one is going to be B**ch dumped me for some stupid reason.

[rapana1]

*waits for next season of American Idol to see if bloke turns up in Audition Week*

[computeraide]

He needs to hook up with the £1 Fish Feller and take it international: http://youtu.be/G_miGclPFGs