It must've been the night of the crazies because I got one after the other last night. It's inauguration weekend so we got the nuts from all parts of the country.
Me: Hopefully quitting soon...
DOHG: Drunk or High Guy
This guy wandered in after I started my shift looking like he was about to collapse.
Me: Hello can I help you?
DOHG: Yeah just *trails off mumbling to himself*
I wait but he says nothing, just pulls out an Ipad and some wadded up paper which he spreads all over my desk, and starts playing some game on his Ipad.
Me: Hello?
DOHG: *looks up* Yeah?
Sigh.
Me: Can I help you?
DOHG: Yeah just....*zones out again, playing his game*
Me: Do you have a reservation, are you staying here?
DOHG: I was at the uh..... mumble mumble at the mumblemumblemumble *sways very badly*
Me: What?
DOHG: *jerks awake* Huh?
Me: Do you need an ambulance, you don't look well.
DOHG: No. *continues playing game for a good 15 min*
Me: Ok you have to leave.
DOHG: Huh, why?
Me: Because you're not making any sense.
DOHG: Sorry. *packs things and leaves*
He tries to wander in again twice, I locked the doors. And people wonder why we lock the doors.
Then I get the weirdo guest.
Me: Am I in the twilight zone?
OM: Old man
Me: hello can I help you?
OM: Yeaaaah, can you give me some change?
I look and see there's a 5 dollar bill in his hand. Upon better look I see that it is completely torn in half, there were literally two pieces of dollar bill in his hand. I look back in him.
Me: Are you serious?
OH: What?
Me: We can't accept that. It's completely torn in half!
OH: It's not bad. I don't have any tape so....maybe you could tape it together.
Me:...no.
OH: *fuss fuss moan whine* It's not bad!!
Me: Argh. Fine.
I give him his change because it's easier, and though it's very rude of me, toss the pieces away right in front of him in the trash. He looked at me like I was crazy for throwing away good money. I've had all kinds of wackos working here, but never has one tried to give a 2 pieces of a bill before, so that's a first. A sliced and taped up credit card once though...and the most shocking thing is that they act like they do it all the time. I mean really?
Me: Hopefully quitting soon...
DOHG: Drunk or High Guy
This guy wandered in after I started my shift looking like he was about to collapse.
Me: Hello can I help you?
DOHG: Yeah just *trails off mumbling to himself*
I wait but he says nothing, just pulls out an Ipad and some wadded up paper which he spreads all over my desk, and starts playing some game on his Ipad.
Me: Hello?
DOHG: *looks up* Yeah?
Sigh.
Me: Can I help you?
DOHG: Yeah just....*zones out again, playing his game*
Me: Do you have a reservation, are you staying here?
DOHG: I was at the uh..... mumble mumble at the mumblemumblemumble *sways very badly*
Me: What?
DOHG: *jerks awake* Huh?
Me: Do you need an ambulance, you don't look well.
DOHG: No. *continues playing game for a good 15 min*
Me: Ok you have to leave.
DOHG: Huh, why?
Me: Because you're not making any sense.
DOHG: Sorry. *packs things and leaves*
He tries to wander in again twice, I locked the doors. And people wonder why we lock the doors.
Then I get the weirdo guest.
Me: Am I in the twilight zone?
OM: Old man
Me: hello can I help you?
OM: Yeaaaah, can you give me some change?
I look and see there's a 5 dollar bill in his hand. Upon better look I see that it is completely torn in half, there were literally two pieces of dollar bill in his hand. I look back in him.
Me: Are you serious?
OH: What?
Me: We can't accept that. It's completely torn in half!
OH: It's not bad. I don't have any tape so....maybe you could tape it together.
Me:...no.
OH: *fuss fuss moan whine* It's not bad!!
Me: Argh. Fine.
I give him his change because it's easier, and though it's very rude of me, toss the pieces away right in front of him in the trash. He looked at me like I was crazy for throwing away good money. I've had all kinds of wackos working here, but never has one tried to give a 2 pieces of a bill before, so that's a first. A sliced and taped up credit card once though...and the most shocking thing is that they act like they do it all the time. I mean really?
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