See, my gay boyfriend is the least gay gay man I've ever met. But I still loves him so. He's like me, but he's a guy. And I like sports more than him. But we both like shopping and boys, so it works out.
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Yep. A new at-work boyfriend and he's so flamboyant. I adore him. We're going to get married and go cruising for guys together.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth Eireann View PostI need to borrow Jack. Not only do I need to overhaul my wardrobe, but I have a fussbudgetty gay acquaintance who really needs to loosen up, and he's not going to listen to a wummun.
His response: Ooohhh, girrrrl! Gimme 5 to sharpen my claws for **that** bitchfight, and I'm there! Then we can all go shopping and then out for drinks!
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Quoth Bella_Vixen View PostActually, my sis Becks has a new gay at-work boyfriend who is going to bring along HIS gay friend so all four of us can go shopping. YAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Now I just need to get out to NJ.
NEW BUMPER STICKER:
I and my gay boyfriend.
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Quoth Tria View PostNot a shopper, I have the fashion sense of a fratboy. I take that back, I bathe and do laundry, but I just can't coordinate."I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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Quoth Bonnie Bitch View PostGay boyfriends -- the wave of the future for most, a lifestyle choice for the select few!
NEW BUMPER STICKER:
I and my gay boyfriend.
How would we get the worship icon to move, though?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Fag hag.
Heh, never knew that I was a fag hag. I'll admit that's the first time I've ever seen that term. Now if I can just get Steve and Lance to move back up from SF, I'll be a happy fag hag again. (Rural Oregon, homophobic and racist white trash central, can't blame em for leaving)....how do used tampons attract thieves? ---Sleepwalker
Chickens are Asexual!
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Quoth Bonnie Bitch View PostOMG!!! I just called Jack and read him this one.
His response: Ooohhh, girrrrl! Gimme 5 to sharpen my claws for **that** bitchfight, and I'm there! Then we can all go shopping and then out for drinks!
Thing is, I'm in Europe, so Jack would need some hefty frequent-flyer miles to come see me. Or some good vacation time and money in the bank. But I'd LOVE to see the fur fly; my, yes!
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Quoth zzapp the witch View PostFag hag.
Heh, never knew that I was a fag hag. I'll admit that's the first time I've ever seen that term. Now if I can just get Steve and Lance to move back up from SF, I'll be a happy fag hag again. (Rural Oregon, homophobic and racist white trash central, can't blame em for leaving).
So, is the KKK rally blocking the only highway out of town and preventing you from going to SF? <j/k, kind of>
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Quoth Eireann View PostOh... oh my God... Bonnie B, I laughed SO HARD at that! Give Jack a high-five and a kiss wherever for me, willya?
Thing is, I'm in Europe, so Jack would need some hefty frequent-flyer miles to come see me. Or some good vacation time and money in the bank. But I'd LOVE to see the fur fly; my, yes!
Jack hates plane rides that last more than two hours. Jack is your typical, monolingual American. Jack swears that the Brits don't speak "real English."
Damn it! I'm the one in our relationship who speaks 4 languages and would kill to get back to Europe! Why is he getting the offers for travel and I get to sit here on my keyster?
Granted, he does look better in an evening gown than I ever will, but ......
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Hell, c'mon over! The more the merrier! Bring Jack; just sedate him first, so he'll wake up and won't know where he is. And if he does the Ugly American bit, we just won't tell him where the gay bars and saunas are. (There are three gay saunas where I live. Three.)
Four languages? My uptight gay acquaintance also speaks four languages. I do not. Though every time I visit Italy, I pick up more Italian. I speak conversational French. I even understand Britspeak, for the most part.
Perhaps the thing is to start a website, get sponsors, and send you and Jack on tour.
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