So yesterday I made a delivery to this one house, and the lady asked me to wait. Where she went, I had no clue, but she was only gone a few minutes. She comes back and before giving me payment asks a few questions.
Lady: I didn't order this pizza.
At this point I thought I was going to have to drive back to the store with it and not collect any money.
Me Oh?
Lady: Yes, it turns out that my daughter ordered this pizza without my permission. She's 20.
Me: Ok, so what about the pizza?
Lady: We're still going to take it. What can I do next time she does this and goes behind my back?
What the fuck does she expect me to tell her? So her stupid daughter ordered pizza behind her back. Sorry folks, but that is a family matter. I just get paid to deliver, not to settle disputes.
Me (with just a slight hint of sarcasm): Well Maam, I don't really know what to tell you. I'm just supposed to deliver the food to the address that's on the ticket. And we the drivers have to take them..
Lady: But if she does this again, what can I do?
Me: There's nothing that I can do myself, since I just deliver the orders. But you can call my boss and ask him.
She gives me a look like I'm kinda sorta not being very helpful. She tips me a few bucks and then I leave.
Seriously? I don't have time for this fucking bullshit. Someone from this address ordered food. I delivered it, you're going to take it, and you're going to pay for it. And you'd better dam well fucking tip me, because NONE of this is my fault. And her daughter is 20? Well then, you figure that a 20 year old would have at least some money $15.10 to be exact, to pay for any and all food she decides to get that her mother does not cook. What I couldn't understand is how this lady was expecting me to resolve the issue Once again folks, this is between family, not me. Someone buys something behind your back, chew their ass out, don't give me the look. I'm just paid to do my job and I'm doing it. I don't give a rat's ass who ordered what from us, you just pay for your dam food like your supposed to. I don't have time to play stupid games. Oh boy, how I would've loved to tell this lady that But she's a customer, and a stupid one at that for expecting me to resolve this issue.
Lady: I didn't order this pizza.
At this point I thought I was going to have to drive back to the store with it and not collect any money.
Me Oh?
Lady: Yes, it turns out that my daughter ordered this pizza without my permission. She's 20.
Me: Ok, so what about the pizza?
Lady: We're still going to take it. What can I do next time she does this and goes behind my back?
What the fuck does she expect me to tell her? So her stupid daughter ordered pizza behind her back. Sorry folks, but that is a family matter. I just get paid to deliver, not to settle disputes.
Me (with just a slight hint of sarcasm): Well Maam, I don't really know what to tell you. I'm just supposed to deliver the food to the address that's on the ticket. And we the drivers have to take them..
Lady: But if she does this again, what can I do?
Me: There's nothing that I can do myself, since I just deliver the orders. But you can call my boss and ask him.
She gives me a look like I'm kinda sorta not being very helpful. She tips me a few bucks and then I leave.
Seriously? I don't have time for this fucking bullshit. Someone from this address ordered food. I delivered it, you're going to take it, and you're going to pay for it. And you'd better dam well fucking tip me, because NONE of this is my fault. And her daughter is 20? Well then, you figure that a 20 year old would have at least some money $15.10 to be exact, to pay for any and all food she decides to get that her mother does not cook. What I couldn't understand is how this lady was expecting me to resolve the issue Once again folks, this is between family, not me. Someone buys something behind your back, chew their ass out, don't give me the look. I'm just paid to do my job and I'm doing it. I don't give a rat's ass who ordered what from us, you just pay for your dam food like your supposed to. I don't have time to play stupid games. Oh boy, how I would've loved to tell this lady that But she's a customer, and a stupid one at that for expecting me to resolve this issue.
Comment