Okay, so yes, I'm in MA, and we're currently experiencing a blizzard. State of emergency (road ban!) is in effect at 4pm.
We ran out of gas at 9:30am (except for some reserve that we keep SOLELY for the plow guys. They are the ONLY ones who will be getting gas at this point.)
We put bright red bags over the pump nozzles that says "Sorry, out of service." Up until 3pm, when I left, we had people pulling up to the pumps, getting out, trying to run their cards, and then being all confused (or pissed) when it didn't work.
My favorite was the guy who came into the store and asked - after his card didn't work, "I'm trying to pump gas out there and--"
Me: We're out of gas.
Him: Oh. All of it?
Me: Yes. That's why we have those bright red bags over the pump handles. To stop people from using them.
Him: Well how was I supposed to know that?!
Me: (At this point I just stared as I restrained myself from going REALLY? Luckily...)
Awesome Plow Regular: Seriously? Are you serious right now?
Him: How am I supposed to fucking know that the red bags mean--
APR: They SAY "Out of Service" on them!
Him: But that could just mean the pump is broken!
APR: In that case, you're still not getting gas out of it.
I just stood there and let APR handle the situation, with a sweet smile on my face. Gave him his coffee for free too. Because my boss/the owner totally says we can give regulars and awesome people a free coffee now and again.
There were plenty of other people doing that.
Then coming in and complaining and demanding to know when we'd get another delivery of gas/why we didn't order more.
Look, we had a delivery on Wednesday - sold out on Thursday. Had another delivery on Thursday, sold out this morning. It's not our fault that you waited to the last minute like every other dummy to get your gas. I had my gas on Wednesday and restricted my driving to make sure I wouldn't have to get more.
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In the morning, we ran out of Diet Coke on the fountain machine. We stuck up a sign that says "Out of Order" over the button for Diet Coke. No less than two people lifted up the sign and hit the button anyway, causing our syrup dispenser to start freaking out. (When there is no syrup to pull, it'll just start pulling like mad trying to get some and makes a REALLY LOUD "PI-CHU" noise, almost like air breaks releasing over and over again.)
Both were dumbfounded that they didn't get their Diet Coke.
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Dummy lottery people.
Seriously. It's snowing like crazy, the roads are starting to get really nasty, and you're coming in to buy a couple lottery tickets and scratch tickets? REALLY!?
At 3pm, an hour before the road ban when I left, we had at least 2 people buying scratch tickets, going to their cars to scratch them, then coming back and buying more.
I understand the plow guys because they had time to kill before they were called to plow, but everyone else? GO HOME. HUNKER DOWN. GET YOUR CRAP TOGETHER. You're endangering everyone on the roads trying to get home because you just can't live without scratching $200 worth of tickets every day.
Oh, and the people who came in looking for flashlights and candles, then getting pissed off when we only had small ones?
You can go lick an electric barbed-wire fence. Flashlights, candles, batteries, and first aid kits are all things you should have in your house AT ALL TIMES. If you know a storm is coming, you should immediately check those things and get them in advance, not an hour before you're not allowed on the roads anymore.
UGHGHGNS!
We ran out of gas at 9:30am (except for some reserve that we keep SOLELY for the plow guys. They are the ONLY ones who will be getting gas at this point.)
We put bright red bags over the pump nozzles that says "Sorry, out of service." Up until 3pm, when I left, we had people pulling up to the pumps, getting out, trying to run their cards, and then being all confused (or pissed) when it didn't work.
My favorite was the guy who came into the store and asked - after his card didn't work, "I'm trying to pump gas out there and--"
Me: We're out of gas.
Him: Oh. All of it?
Me: Yes. That's why we have those bright red bags over the pump handles. To stop people from using them.
Him: Well how was I supposed to know that?!
Me: (At this point I just stared as I restrained myself from going REALLY? Luckily...)
Awesome Plow Regular: Seriously? Are you serious right now?
Him: How am I supposed to fucking know that the red bags mean--
APR: They SAY "Out of Service" on them!
Him: But that could just mean the pump is broken!
APR: In that case, you're still not getting gas out of it.
I just stood there and let APR handle the situation, with a sweet smile on my face. Gave him his coffee for free too. Because my boss/the owner totally says we can give regulars and awesome people a free coffee now and again.
There were plenty of other people doing that.
Then coming in and complaining and demanding to know when we'd get another delivery of gas/why we didn't order more.
Look, we had a delivery on Wednesday - sold out on Thursday. Had another delivery on Thursday, sold out this morning. It's not our fault that you waited to the last minute like every other dummy to get your gas. I had my gas on Wednesday and restricted my driving to make sure I wouldn't have to get more.
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In the morning, we ran out of Diet Coke on the fountain machine. We stuck up a sign that says "Out of Order" over the button for Diet Coke. No less than two people lifted up the sign and hit the button anyway, causing our syrup dispenser to start freaking out. (When there is no syrup to pull, it'll just start pulling like mad trying to get some and makes a REALLY LOUD "PI-CHU" noise, almost like air breaks releasing over and over again.)
Both were dumbfounded that they didn't get their Diet Coke.
-----------
Dummy lottery people.
Seriously. It's snowing like crazy, the roads are starting to get really nasty, and you're coming in to buy a couple lottery tickets and scratch tickets? REALLY!?
At 3pm, an hour before the road ban when I left, we had at least 2 people buying scratch tickets, going to their cars to scratch them, then coming back and buying more.
I understand the plow guys because they had time to kill before they were called to plow, but everyone else? GO HOME. HUNKER DOWN. GET YOUR CRAP TOGETHER. You're endangering everyone on the roads trying to get home because you just can't live without scratching $200 worth of tickets every day.
Oh, and the people who came in looking for flashlights and candles, then getting pissed off when we only had small ones?
You can go lick an electric barbed-wire fence. Flashlights, candles, batteries, and first aid kits are all things you should have in your house AT ALL TIMES. If you know a storm is coming, you should immediately check those things and get them in advance, not an hour before you're not allowed on the roads anymore.
UGHGHGNS!
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