What are we on now, 47? Sure, that sounds good
47) Children. Just children.
48) Sloppy, unclean eaters. I shudder to think what the homes of these distended hosebeasts must look like if they eat like that at a hotel.
49) Non-tippers. Seriously, I made over 40 drinks at our bar tonight, and made a handy $0 in tips. Thankfully I get paid my Night Audit wage regardless, but if I was paid a tipped wage, I would choke someone.
50) Wheedlers. A wheedler is the kind of person who tries to haggle about everything in the frigging universe, even in places where haggling won't help you. Every time I buy something from a Best Buy/etc. and hear someone trying to get a lower price on a TV, I have to stop myself from castrating them with a set of garden shears.
51) TMIers. I didn't need to know about your hernia operation. Nor do I want to overhear you tell your friend about your colon surgery to remove your polyps. There is such a thing as "praiseworthy homicide", damn you.
52) Spoilers. I've had 3 people in the last week spoil movies I wanted to see, mere seconds after I mentioned "I haven't seen that one yet, was it good?" Seriously, you fuckers, that is not an invitation to explain the twist and ending of the movie to me! This is especially bad at a hotel, people talk way too damn much.
47) Children. Just children.
48) Sloppy, unclean eaters. I shudder to think what the homes of these distended hosebeasts must look like if they eat like that at a hotel.
49) Non-tippers. Seriously, I made over 40 drinks at our bar tonight, and made a handy $0 in tips. Thankfully I get paid my Night Audit wage regardless, but if I was paid a tipped wage, I would choke someone.
50) Wheedlers. A wheedler is the kind of person who tries to haggle about everything in the frigging universe, even in places where haggling won't help you. Every time I buy something from a Best Buy/etc. and hear someone trying to get a lower price on a TV, I have to stop myself from castrating them with a set of garden shears.
51) TMIers. I didn't need to know about your hernia operation. Nor do I want to overhear you tell your friend about your colon surgery to remove your polyps. There is such a thing as "praiseworthy homicide", damn you.
52) Spoilers. I've had 3 people in the last week spoil movies I wanted to see, mere seconds after I mentioned "I haven't seen that one yet, was it good?" Seriously, you fuckers, that is not an invitation to explain the twist and ending of the movie to me! This is especially bad at a hotel, people talk way too damn much.
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