The tale of Psycho B@*%h

[FormerCallingCardRep]

We filed our response with the BBB today. I will keep you all informed on her next move.

[AmbrosiaWriter]

Hey, everyone rolls a natural 20 from time to time...

Me: Hey... is there anything stopping me from fearing that Dragon?
DM: Uhm... well you'd have to roll a nat-20.
Me: I know, but do they have any immunity or anything to fear?
DM: No, nothing like that.
Me: Okay! I fear the dragon! *rolls 20* YES!!
DM: ...okay, Tiefling Cleric just feared the dragon and the dragon is provoking attacks of opportunity from every single other player in the party.
Rest of Party: WOOT!!!!

[Seraph]

Good luck with it, FCCR. If you need anything, any research done, let me know.

Also, don't forget that if she DOES attempt to go through with her threat, it's defamation of a business, and yall can sue the unholy burritos out of her pants.

[Geek King]

DM: ...okay, Tiefling Cleric just feared the dragon and the dragon is provoking attacks of opportunity from every single other player in the party.
Rest of Party: WOOT!!!!

Sounds like our barbarian who wrestled a Wooly Mammoth to the ground bare-handed. GM was a bit flummoxed it worked.

[AmbrosiaWriter]

Sounds like our barbarian who wrestled a Wooly Mammoth to the ground bare-handed. GM was a bit flummoxed it worked.

We had a barbarian who drowned in 3 feet of water because he kept failing checks. No one helped him because no one thought that he'd actually FAIL all the checks.

Our poor Paladin lost his "True Lawful Good" alignment because of it XD.

[Cat Herder]

If you need anything, any research done, let me know.

Oh wow, Seraph, just when I think you can't get any more awesome

It makes me both smile and shudder to think of the Power of Seraph unleashed upon Psycho B@*%h

sue the unholy burritos out of her pants.

*steals*

[Seraph]

..you...want...unholy pants burritos? D:

[dalesys]

...the unholy burritos out of her pants.

Does she keep them in her holster with her zippo for setting blankets on fire?

[Seraph]

Does she keep them in her holster with her zippo for setting blankets on fire?

A bit of lighter humor, eh?

[Cat Herder]

Does she keep them in her holster with her zippo for setting blankets on fire?

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! NNNNOOOOO!!!! I...just...came...out...of...therapy...to...deal.. .with...Lighter Lady!

*curls up in fetal position*

[FormerCallingCardRep]

Seraph, the other matter that you helped my oldest on is moving forward. You were a big help then.

So far, she has not followed up on any of her threats, besides going to the BBB

[KhirasHY]

Hrm. I didn't think that Reason or Common Sense ever worked on a Psycho Bitch? Maybe you're just more effective at crafting and wielding your weapons...

Nah, they're just really powerful enchanted weapons that I call Reason and Common Sense. Though it is possible they get more of a bonus if you just call them "Bitchslap" and "The Funk" or something.

I like...no..love the way you think Khiras

Careful, my mind is a scary, scary place to dwell around for too long

Sounds like our barbarian who wrestled a Wooly Mammoth to the ground bare-handed. GM was a bit flummoxed it worked.

We once played a Pathfinder scenario with an all evil party that just kept getting worse and worse. Our GM was consistently almost in tears from the horrible crap we kept pulling...like that time we lured an entire town into a pre-desecrated chapel, murdered them all, and sent their mass-zombified corpses in a random direction with no orders or control. We kept finding villages where everything had been eaten.

Oh, and there was the time we were, and I quote, told to "Be subtle, we need to keep a low profile here" by the same guy who killed three people and stuffed their corpses into an armoire, which was then thrown off a roof into the town square at midday. Five minutes later. Every time the GM came up with something to try and destroy us, we somehow beat it (dragon died, and was turned undead as Tiamat summoned it home. A shoggoth got melted by our mage. And so on).

All he ever says about the campaign now is "it was just supposed to be a simple, short dungeon crawl..."

Edit: Oh, I forgot one: we tricked the campaign's "secret police" force into annihilating three towns by casting illusions of unicorns for people to see. They try to suppress all magic in that part of the world, and all knowledge of its existence. I think, by the time we stopped playing those characters, we had destroyed over half of the settlements on the map, and introduced a zombie plague into the standing army of the continent in about 12 locations by posing as their secret police force later on. In short, we brought about The End.

[EricKei]

So far, she has not followed up on any of her threats, besides going to the BBB

With any luck, she's figured out that the BBB is, in effect, little more than a glorified PFB ~_~ Keep on your guard anyway, just in case.

[PepperElf]

With any luck, she's figured out that the BBB is, in effect, little more than a glorified PFB ~_~ Keep on your guard anyway, just in case.

Pretty much this.

I think people somehow assume that the word "bureau" means "official government entity" and think that going to the BBB means that somehow the company's gonna be *forced* to obey the customer demands.

[Cat Herder]

I think people somehow assume that the word "bureau" means "official government entity" and think that going to the BBB means that somehow the company's gonna be *forced* to obey the customer demands.

I've got an even better one:

When I was answering customer e-mail for the Green Legume grocery delivery company (a source of much suckage, which I will start sharing soon), a SC threatened to "report [company] to AOL!" Oh, of course - AOL has the word "America" in its name.