Sometimes I scare myself...

[Jay 2K Winger]

Resistance is futile?

More like Nemo me impune lacessit. (The Latin for "No one provokes me with impunity.")

[dalesys]

Resistance is futile?

Ohm, ohm on the (electric slide) range...

[Alpha Strike]

Seriously, why do people not realize that no one provokes Seraph with impunity?

Resistance is futile?

[XCashier]

Yes, but certain aspects of normal are pretty okie-dokie.

Like Gravity when you're outside.

It's a long fall up.

Okay, fair enough. Seraph leaves the Big Normal things (gravity, the seasons, planetary axial tilt, etc.) alone, and uses her powers on the Little Normal things (people's rotten attitudes). Fair?

[Seraph]

Seriously, why do people not realize that no one provokes Seraph with impunity?

If you piss her off, the guns come out, like this--

That is an eerily accurate analogy. Also, massive, massive fan of that movie. I love it to pieces. I wish I had it on DVD/Bluray :<

[Geek King]

Are you kidding? "Normal" is overrated! (and often pretty bad!) I want to see Seraph's Chaotic Good power shake up the world!

Yes, but certain aspects of normal are pretty okie-dokie.

Like Gravity when you're outside.

It's a long fall up.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Seraph unleashes the PWNZER

Seriously, why do people not realize that no one provokes Seraph with impunity?

If you piss her off, the guns come out, like this--

[Crossbow]

Ok, Seraph, now you're starting to scare ME, and that takes work.

[Seraph]

update:

I noticed today that dirtbag logged online, and I went and checked his site. In a few minutes he had everything back up and running. So, I sent him an email saying he had one hour to pay me, or I fired off an email to his hosting company and had everything pulled.

He tried to claim that he was trying to pay me, but oh noes, nothing was working. I promptly sent a money request and said "no excuses now, eh?" Two minutes later I got my money back. Along with an excuse of "oh, well my advertisers blocked me, so I reversed it thinking that I might as well close, so thats why."

I told him that I knew for certain his advertisers blocked him AFTERWARDS, as I'd explained to them what he had done. I also told him that I knew the advertiser personally, and they'd been my friend for many years. He was dead silent after that.

I swear to you, I was like this the whole time: http://i.imgur.com/YCq8RtH.gif

Update to the Update:

Oh SNAP. I told the advertiser what he was saying, and they went BALLISTIC. They are grilling dirtbag nine ways from Sunday now, about why he'd go and say something like that. He is so freaking screwed, hahaha

[Crossbow]

What? I know I read that somewhere in The Bible!

Book of Webheads, Chapter 14, verse 8.

[Cat Herder]

It's ok; you scare everyone, but around here, that's one of the things we <3 <3 <3 about you

I think The Bible puts it best:

"Fear of Seraph is the beginning of wisdom."

What? I know I read that somewhere in The Bible!

[EricKei]

J Two Kay -- Oo! Oo! Oo! Can ya whip me up one o' them TARDIS things with that fancy screwdriver o' yourn?

Are you kidding? "Normal" is overrated! (and often pretty bad!)

I saw it put well on a recent random interweb image...I'm crazy, but every so often I go normal for a while...

[XCashier]

Looks like it's gone past popular request into the realm of natural law. Congrats, Seraph. You're officially a Force of Nature.

Woohoo! It's SuperSeraph! Fighting the assholes of the universe with her Normalcy-Warping Powers!

That's...makes a surprising amount of sense, actually. Good Lord, what have you begun, man?!

<Heads for the nearest shelter>

Are you kidding? "Normal" is overrated! (and often pretty bad!) I want to see Seraph's Chaotic Good power shake up the world!

[dalesys]

Excuse me, I make perfect cents all the time, you're just not keeping up.

Another penny-ante forger.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Jay2K making perfect sense? Another sign of the apoc....

Excuse me, I make perfect sense all the time, you're just not keeping up.