You go, girl.

[Lace Neil Singer]

This little exchange took place a little while ago. I still laugh at it, even now.

Me: Hi, can I help you?
Customer: Pliers.
Me: Sorry? (thinking I must have misheard.)
Customer: (impatiently) Pliers!
Me: Um, we're not a hardware store.
Customer: (angrily) PLIERS!!!
Customer's girlfriend: They're called Players, you idiot. And say please!
Customer: (meekly) Players, please.

[XCashier]

Right on to the girlfriend!

It's pretty sad when you have to teach an adult basic good manners...

[Lace Neil Singer]

I'm sure he has many other talents...

[XCashier]

He would have to.

[dalesys]

Customer: Pliers.

I'm sure he has many other talents...

That must be how she extracts those talents...