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My boss is from China, and while she can speak pretty good English, there are a few thing she said that have me cracking up inside.
1: One day mom was going to go for a walk with my sister, but she wasn't up yet so mom went to my work for some free coffee, and told my boss about my sister still sleeping, and that she's going to kick her ass. Later, my sister came to the store, and my boss kept saying "Mom said she going kick your ass sister!"
2: A customer and I were talking about wrestling for some reason, when my boss randomly interrupting and said "That Kurt Angle, he crazy!!". We were both O_O, "You watch Wrestling!?" and she was said she use to with her family.
3: One day some customer tried to steal, and she caught him, naturally he screamed and yelled at her, but left, she was telling us the story, and part of her speech was "I was like gawd-damn..."
4: One of my favorites. She was telling me and mom that she was going down the street, and got pulled over and got a 'spitting' ticket. She kept saying "Spitting ticket". We finally realize she meant speeding ticket.
5: BEST For last. This still makes me and mom chuckle. I was late for work, when she called mom to go grab me from the bus stop, "Because I'm going to ride him to work!!" . Yeah, I got a dirty mind.
She also once got a shoplifter, ran outside, and locked the customer IN the store and called the police.
1: One day mom was going to go for a walk with my sister, but she wasn't up yet so mom went to my work for some free coffee, and told my boss about my sister still sleeping, and that she's going to kick her ass. Later, my sister came to the store, and my boss kept saying "Mom said she going kick your ass sister!"
2: A customer and I were talking about wrestling for some reason, when my boss randomly interrupting and said "That Kurt Angle, he crazy!!". We were both O_O, "You watch Wrestling!?" and she was said she use to with her family.
3: One day some customer tried to steal, and she caught him, naturally he screamed and yelled at her, but left, she was telling us the story, and part of her speech was "I was like gawd-damn..."
4: One of my favorites. She was telling me and mom that she was going down the street, and got pulled over and got a 'spitting' ticket. She kept saying "Spitting ticket". We finally realize she meant speeding ticket.
5: BEST For last. This still makes me and mom chuckle. I was late for work, when she called mom to go grab me from the bus stop, "Because I'm going to ride him to work!!" . Yeah, I got a dirty mind.
She also once got a shoplifter, ran outside, and locked the customer IN the store and called the police.
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