How ... what ... when ...

[Pixelated]

On my last shift, I had at least THREE customers who each said to a different customer, "Oh no, YOU go ahead! You've only got a couple of items, and I've got a full buggy!"

AT. LEAST. THREE.



I mean, I know Canadians have a reputation for being "nice" and I personally have never encountered any real SOBs in my four years at this job but still ...

Any ideas on how to tell if you're suddenly in an Alternate Universe??

[dalesys]

Yep. "I will kill (with excruciating politeness) anything that wakes me up!"

[RealUnimportant]

Any ideas on how to tell if you're suddenly in an Alternate Universe??

Check for a change in the number of goateed individuals.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

Check for a change in the number of goateed individuals.

Or look up. If you see a zeppelin, check to see if there's a major sporting event happening in the area. If there isn't, Alternate Universe.