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    I work at a KFC thats a franchises. so its privately owned, is VERY old, in a small town, and we have different prices on stuff then the KFC in the city.

    So the new thing is to get people gift cards for fast food places. we give out gift certificates, but before we give them out we exsplain that they can only be used at our store and another store in the next town over. NOT in the big city. the city is also giving out gift cards, but with bar codes. we have nothing to read them with so we cannot accept them.

    an older couple come in and give the cards to the cashier who explains we have no way of swiping them, so we cannot accept them. they want to speak to me, and usually when this happens it means they are hell bent on chewing out a large portion of my ass and working their way up.

    so i go up there and explain to them again that we cannot read them. and guess what happed! you will never guess!

    they said "oh, well thats too bad. oh well, nothing you can do about it hu? do you have any other deals?"

    im shocked. no swearing, no fits, no "im going to have your job, ur moms job, then run over your dog!" mishaps.

    i made sure they had the best chicken in the house and all the stuff was extra fresh and extra packed.

    im still in shock. i wasnt yelled at..... im so confused.....
    it's said that no sane person could bite another person and draw blood. I've done it before, but then again sanity has always been questionable in our family.

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    Right Ya'll fess up, who went through Slow-Jos drive through today!
    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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    • #3
      Well that would explain the jump in sales of ice skates in hell.
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        Are you bored of the Alps?

        Rocky mountains no longer a challenge?

        Himalayas too soft for you?

        We have the answer!

        Hell!

        The latest skiing destination, ski the soft powder whilst listening to the wails of the damned.

        Ride the black run, which is quite literally, from hell!

        LAdies and gentlemen, this one time offer is only available for a limited time and remember, the devil is in the detail!

        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • #5
          crazylegs, that was a classic!!!

          Mind you, now I know the earth tremors here in Tokyo are not Satan's flatulence, it is his sneezing from the headcold he got from all the snow down there

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