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Okay, I get in, day sucks, my allergies are trying to see how much air they can stop from coming in before I pass out, or go into a homicidal frenzy.
I go through my first 3 customers.
The next one, is my new AM, and his mom that he took out shopping. They're both older, he's in his late 40's, she's in her mid 70's. They're getting some wine. :P
AM: (Nod's at me)
Me: (Rings up the wine) Okay, and I'll need to see ID.
AM: (Laughs) Here it is. (Points at his bald spot)
Me: Sorry sir, that's not a government issued ID, do you have a CA ID? >:3
AM: (Laughs again, does so)
Me: Sorry sir, I can't read the DOB, can you take it out for me? (MUAHAHA!)
AM: (Is just about to have a heart attack from laughing, gets it out)
Me: Okay, do you (Insert Wine spiel)
AM's mom: (As I'm finishing up with purchase) You know, back when I was 35, I was carded. I asked the cashier if I could see his ID to see if he could sell the Beer. He never carded me again.
Me: I'm so posting that. XD
Next customer (Older guy, Grandpa type) saw me after I'd just had a sneezing fit. Where I sneeze, and that sneeze makes me sneeze, and so on and so forth, allergies suck.
C: Say, do you know what an E.K.G. is?
Me: Kinda (Tries to explain it from what I know).
C: Ah, do you know what an E.G.G. is?
Me: Um, no, never heard of it.
C: It's an egg.
Me: ...
Me: (Goes psychotic with laughter)
Was posting this earlier, but Rapscallion started his update in the middle of it. XD
I go through my first 3 customers.
The next one, is my new AM, and his mom that he took out shopping. They're both older, he's in his late 40's, she's in her mid 70's. They're getting some wine. :P
AM: (Nod's at me)
Me: (Rings up the wine) Okay, and I'll need to see ID.
AM: (Laughs) Here it is. (Points at his bald spot)
Me: Sorry sir, that's not a government issued ID, do you have a CA ID? >:3
AM: (Laughs again, does so)
Me: Sorry sir, I can't read the DOB, can you take it out for me? (MUAHAHA!)
AM: (Is just about to have a heart attack from laughing, gets it out)
Me: Okay, do you (Insert Wine spiel)
AM's mom: (As I'm finishing up with purchase) You know, back when I was 35, I was carded. I asked the cashier if I could see his ID to see if he could sell the Beer. He never carded me again.
Me: I'm so posting that. XD
Next customer (Older guy, Grandpa type) saw me after I'd just had a sneezing fit. Where I sneeze, and that sneeze makes me sneeze, and so on and so forth, allergies suck.
C: Say, do you know what an E.K.G. is?
Me: Kinda (Tries to explain it from what I know).
C: Ah, do you know what an E.G.G. is?
Me: Um, no, never heard of it.
C: It's an egg.
Me: ...
Me: (Goes psychotic with laughter)
Was posting this earlier, but Rapscallion started his update in the middle of it. XD
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