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Had a coworker ask me that the other night. "Rubi, if you were a cookie in a cookie jar, what kind would you be?"
I had my mind on other stuff as she asked it, so I thought she was asking me if we had any cookie jars in the stock room.
Her: "No, if you were a cookie in a cookie jar, what kind of cookie would you be?"
Me: What, is this a personality quiz all of a sudden?
Her: "What kind of cookie would you like, Rubi?"
Me: *blink, blink* "Oh, a snickerdoodle."
Her: "If they don't have that, then what?"
Me: "A colossal with Mini M&M's."
She gives me a look and I just say, "Trust me, that's what they're called."
She goes off on her break, and comes back, with cookies for everyone (the ... four? of us that were there)
I immediately caught her as she handed me a snickerdoodle, said, "You didn't have to do that," and then went into a Harey Carey impression. "If I were a cookie, I'd be delicious. I'd eat myself all up."
I had my mind on other stuff as she asked it, so I thought she was asking me if we had any cookie jars in the stock room.
Her: "No, if you were a cookie in a cookie jar, what kind of cookie would you be?"
Me: What, is this a personality quiz all of a sudden?
Her: "What kind of cookie would you like, Rubi?"
Me: *blink, blink* "Oh, a snickerdoodle."
Her: "If they don't have that, then what?"
Me: "A colossal with Mini M&M's."
She gives me a look and I just say, "Trust me, that's what they're called."
She goes off on her break, and comes back, with cookies for everyone (the ... four? of us that were there)
I immediately caught her as she handed me a snickerdoodle, said, "You didn't have to do that," and then went into a Harey Carey impression. "If I were a cookie, I'd be delicious. I'd eat myself all up."