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    I just bought The Necromerchant's Debt. There was only one place to buy it: CD Baby.com

    It's your standard online CD store, with a few more hard-to-find titles, and they offer e-mail notification when they get something you want in stock.

    This is what I received today:

    It's back in stock now. You're the first to know. It just got here
    an hour ago.
    Pretty cute. I love desperation in others.

    The confirmation e-mail after I bought the CD was titled "CD Baby Loves HorrorFrogPrincess". Little raised-eyebrow, but nothing more than the confirmation.

    This one was the winner. Not only did they get it mailed out today, but this is how they let me know:

    Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
    sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

    A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
    it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

    Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
    the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
    can buy.

    We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
    marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
    Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in
    our private CD Baby jet on this day, Thursday, March 19th.

    I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all
    exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

    Thank you, thank you, thank you!

    Sigh...
    "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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    I CDBaby.

    Especially their $5 CD's (if you select 3 or more of the CD's in the $5 category the price of those items drop to $5 each... and they've got about 20,000 albums in that category!

    And you can buy DRM free MP3's, including out-of-print CD's.
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      Awesome! How good is that? And all it would have taken was one person to create that generic email with a bit of thought and flair.

      Small touches rock!

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      • #4
        They have someone who Tweets info about their rockabilly albums. I've found some really good stuff there.
        "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

        My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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