Best Job Application I've ever got

[nuthing12]

Received this email from a job applicant today. I wish all my employees were like this

I've been at your restaurant....qualitative products... the excellent staff... cosy conditions... From this all it is possible to draw one conclusion...
It's a great company therefore I wish to work here. How to apply for a job?

[Food Lady]

I was actually thinking of doing that. My part-time is at a fast food, and I don't eat it and I can't even stand to work there 5 hrs a month. I'd rather work at a place I respect.

[EvilEmpryss]

Don't hire anyone who's dumb enough to send a job request without spell- and grammar-checking it first.

[bainsidhe]

I dunno, sounds to me like English may not be their first language instead of being a poor writer. Tough to say.

But it is a pleasant change of email.

[DemoDiva]

Are you going to interview him?

[Fulton]

I dunno, sounds to me like English may not be their first language instead of being a poor writer. Tough to say.

He writes just like my Korean ESL students. Better than them, actually, but with the same accent.

[StanFlouride]

I'd rather work at a place I respect.

Back when I was an itinerant dinner cook I always selected my jobs by looking at the menu. I especially liked finding one that had cuisine I wasn't familiar with.

My opening line: "Hi, do you need a good cook? Or if not, do you know anyone who might?"

Not cocky, just confident and more than once I found myself working as the only native English speaker in the kitchen but I learned a LOT.

[iradney]

moved to praising, since it seems to be a good thing

[casey13]

Qualitative? Sorry, all I can think about is qualitative and quantity properties from chemistry.

[smileyeagle1021]

He writes just like my Korean ESL students. Better than them, actually, but with the same accent.

I was also somewhat leaning towards an ASL speaker, uses similar syntax to what I see a lot of them use with the relay system.