lol u just dont know

[HotelMinion]

I don't usually post here, because all I remember the bad customers, and those that are good are so seldom I forget easily. But some I do recall.

Me: Hello checking in sirs?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Me: Non smoking or smoking.
Guy 1: Nonsmoking.
Me: (glancing at them both) Uh, would you like the two queens and one single king bed?

Now, this day and age I just don't know. They didn't look gay, but I JUST DO NOT KNOW THIS DAY AND AGE. Usually if they are not, they laugh and don't take offense and just say "we are not two queens, we are two kings!" This time....

Guy 1: (to guy 2) ....Well, what do you think?
Guy 2: (to me) TWO! TWO!

The desperation in his voice made me . That made my day. Er, my night.

[sevendaysky]

My ex did that to someone at his work once. All the people on the floor where he works are fun people and like to joke around. A new guy came in one day, and said something about not being able to find the men's room. Another coworker, without thinking, says "Oh, ask (ex)" and my ex follows up with "Yeah, I'll show you (leer)" According to him, the new guy was pretty flustered and wasn't sure how to react to what he perceived as being hit on at work.

He calmed down considerably after it was explained to him that the path to the bathroom led through ex's work area, and was somewhat hidden behind some machinery. I think being informed that ex is not, in fact, gay probably helped.

[Mytical]

Hehe that was awesome. My poor sister when she was young would go to the store with her then husband, and my brother. To embarrass her they would try various things. Several times my brother would act the 'jealous gay lover' to her 'formally gay' husband (I guess he was supposed to be bi or something).

To me that was not near as hysterical as my brothers 'Erkle' (family matters tv show) impression..but that is another story lol.

[Rapscallion]

A chum of mine hates me being guy one, mostly because he's usually guy two. I'm only ever guy one because it makes him squirm.

Rapscallion