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    Went to Jimmy John's today for lunch. The store had only one other customer, but he had a large platter order the employees were putting together.

    The guy behind the counter took my order, I paid, and no sooner had I put my wallet away, one of the girls handed me a bag and said, "Here ya go!"

    Me: Already? Wow, that was fast!
    Girl: That's what the sign says
    Me: You should put up a sign that says "Lightspeed!"
    They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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    Good to know the place lives up to the name! :3
    "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
    "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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