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I like how you think, kid
We have a family staying here, and they have a daughter who's about 12 years old. And she's funny. Yesterday, she was trying to make a birthday cake for her doggie in our microwave. Today, she called down asking if she should use conditioner or shampoo to give her doggie a birthday bath. (poor doggie!) She LOVES to crawl in under our door sensor and hide on the other side of the counter, and then pop up to startle whoever is working.
Today, she wanted a ride across the street. I told her I couldn't offer that, but I asked if she wanted to borrow a flashlight (a big ol' Maglite). She said that would work.
As she left, she said, "The cool thing, is you can also use this as a weapon!" *swings light*
She's a devious, annoying brat, and I like it. She shall be my evil little minion, and we will plot nefarious pranks on my CWs together.
Today, she wanted a ride across the street. I told her I couldn't offer that, but I asked if she wanted to borrow a flashlight (a big ol' Maglite). She said that would work.
As she left, she said, "The cool thing, is you can also use this as a weapon!" *swings light*
She's a devious, annoying brat, and I like it. She shall be my evil little minion, and we will plot nefarious pranks on my CWs together.
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