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    The customer in front of my was a 20 something guy buying chocolate and a bottle of femine cleaning product "winters eve" if you know what I mean.

    The cashier gives him a look as she scans it with a raised eyebrow like "what are you using this for?"

    He looks up shrugs and says "I gotta water the gerbil somehow."

    I almpost hit the floor
    You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer! - Pinkie Pie

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    You know, that's pretty funny and that guy was quick on his feet. However, if I were buying such a personal product and the clerk commented on it, I'd probably tell her EXACTLY what I was going to do with it. Loudly.

    That's not cool.

    "Oh, I'm gonna give it to my mom and she'll probably use it to hose out her vagina. What do you think, is this a good scent for a lady's vag, or should I get a different one? Which one do YOU use???"

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    • #3
      I'd think with the chocolate, the feminine product would be pretty self-explanatory.

      ^-.-^
      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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      • #4
        Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
        I'd think with the chocolate, the feminine product would be pretty self-explanatory.

        ^-.-^
        I agree. I know my hubby has bought other products for me, but never THAT...
        You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer! - Pinkie Pie

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        • #5
          He forgot the Midol...lol.

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          • #6
            Quoth Bright_Star View Post
            Midol
            Pamprin's better.
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
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            • #7
              Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
              You know, that's pretty funny and that guy was quick on his feet. However, if I were buying such a personal product and the clerk commented on it, I'd probably tell her EXACTLY what I was going to do with it. Loudly. That's not cool. "Oh, I'm gonna give it to my mom and she'll probably use it to hose out her vagina. What do you think, is this a good scent for a lady's vag, or should I get a different one? Which one do YOU use???"
              You totally made me at this, but might I point out the cashier didn't say anything. Also, I could totally see a douche being used to feed a gerbil!
              "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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