Valentine's Day + Young Male Customers = Hilarity

[retailninja]

Overheard at the register on Valentine's Day:

Young Male Customer #1: (To Young Male Customer #2) Are you going to buy her flowers, too?

YMC#2: Naw...that's .... y'know...

YMC#1: Generic?

YMC#2: Naw, dude, its just...y''know...EVERYONE buys flowers..y'know?

YMC#1: So you're saying that you don't want to buy her flowers because it's too generic?

YMC#2: Yeah...I guess...I just don't like saying that word.

YMC#1: Is that because you think it's too generic?


Not gonna lie...I chuckled heartily at this one.

[sms001]

I like YMC #1. Bet he'd fit right in here. My VD amusement was overhearing a gasp of shock ---at a TEN DOLLAR bouquet at the grocery store. Dude, you don't even know.

[pltkcelestial18]

My first job was a grocery store but we had a tent outside for Valentine's Day stuff, so I don't remember be too terribly busy around then. With this job, I didn't work Valentine's day last year because of school, so I had no idea what it was like at my store for Valentine's day. I was a little shocked at how busy we were, but I noticed it was mostly males. I don't think I had ever seen that many guys at a grocery store at once! AND to see them all buying flowers and chocolates and stuff animals....all in all a rather amusing couple of days.

[Food Lady]

I was going to park my butt outside the jewelry store in the mall that afternoon for entertainmet purposes, but something came up.