Doing well... by doing nothing

[Imogene]

Had that a few times yesterday, someone would call me with an EDGE issue (one of the programs that feeds into ours) and they'd just start talking, not letting me get a word in edgewise (pardon the pun). Next thing I know, they'd be telling me, "Never mind, it's working now" Or, "Never mind, I guess I'll call EDGE support." and then get a, "Thanks for the help."

[stormtreader]

I LOVE those kind of problems - all the gratitude with none of the work. I wouldnt mind volunteering for more of those

I am a master at the "Its not finding it, ive checked its using the right settings, Ive checked ive changed them, look its....using the other settings file. Umm, sorry"

[Imogene]

Caller: I need to delete my wife.

"I'm sorry, sir (I'm assuming here) but we do not, to the best of my knowledge, live in the Matrix. And I dare say, I've been gobbling red pills like Pac Man."