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GAAAAH! Run away!!!!
That is horrible. I mean... hell, we have cats and a dog, but I would NEVER let our machines get into that condition. That's just nasty.You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga
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Mine prolly ain't much better, but with it being an iMac, i'm kinda limited as to what i can do 'bout it.Seph
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"You're supposed to be the head of covert intelligence. Right now, I'm not seeing a hell of a lot of intelligence. Covert, overt, or otherwise!"-Lochley, B5, A View from the Gallery
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I used to work for PCWorld's "Tech Guys" and that's not actually that bad compared to some I've seen. For a start if the owner was a smoker they either didn't smoke near it or not much.
I remember trying to clean out one particularly heavy smoker's computer who's cat must have liked to sit near it - ick, makes me heave even thinking of it.
The Register did a bit on manky computers a while back
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/13/ventblockers/Not y3k compatible
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I work in a parts shop--we have lots of CNC mills and lathes all grinding away. I was originally hired as a software developer to support the business operations, but I've also acquired the duties of a systems administrator and IT and tech support.
Last year, I got a call from the boss on Sunday at home--never a good sign. He called, because he'd gotten a call from the weekend supervisor, who said that one of our two servers was unresponsive. Since the CNC programmers save all their toolpath information to that server, this was a problem.
As it happened, "unresponsive" was a bit of an understatement. "Dead" would be more accurate. Pressing the power button resulted in it spinning up its fans for about five seconds, then going right back down.
As for why I bring it up in this thread...? Unfortunately, I can't find the picture I took of the inside of the machine, but remember when I mentioned "mills and lathes"? These things are computer-controlled (CNC = computer numerical control) and the various tools they use spin at somewhere between 7000 and 10000 times each second. That generates a fair amount of heat, so the machines also have a lubricant/coolant mixture that gets sprayed on the tool and the material being worked. That results in lubricant being spattered all over the insides of the machines. And turned into vapor.
The intake fans of server #1 were absolutely caked with this stuff. (It turns a disgusting dark brown when it gets old.) The problem, in fact, turned out to be that it had gotten to the motherboard, and likely shorted something out.
Luckily, server #2 wasn't in nearly as bad shape, so I got things moved over and we were back up and running early Tuesday morning. Server #2 continued (ahem) serving until servers #3 and #4, and their sealed rack cabinet with closed-loop AC arrived...
And you really don't want to know what this lubricant looks like when it cross-breeds with dust bunnies..."I often look at every second idiot and think, 'He needs more power.'" --Varric Tethras, Dragon Age II
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Quoth Amadan View PostI used to work for PCWorld's "Tech Guys" and that's not actually that bad compared to some I've seen. For a start if the owner was a smoker they either didn't smoke near it or not much.
I remember trying to clean out one particularly heavy smoker's computer who's cat must have liked to sit near it - ick, makes me heave even thinking of it.
The Register did a bit on manky computers a while back
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/13/ventblockers/The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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Looks like the old server at the vetrinary hospital I helped at.
No, scratch that. It looks like the server right after it was cleaned. It was usually a lot worse... Why the hell would you keep the server in the KENNEL???"If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM
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Oh Dear DOG . . . that's something you WON'T see at my house at all!
I'm constantly having to buy a new can or two of air b/c my brother is fanatical about keeping his desktop pc and keyboard blown out. And I blow my laptops at least twice a month to keep those down.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post... I blow my laptops ...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostI'm constantly having to buy a new can or two of air b/c my brother is fanatical about keeping his desktop pc and keyboard blown out. And I blow my laptops at least twice a month to keep those down.I AM the evil bastard!
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Quoth lordlundar View PostHonestly, if you're going through that much compressed air, it would be cheaper to get a small compressor.
Never mind that the board keeps wanting more and more nifties for their iPadsThe Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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Our computers are in mostly sealed cases (wish I could seal them up completely), and get cleaned out at LEAST every 3 or 4 months, and the filters for the intake fans get cleaned once a month. You can't tell from our computers that we have two long haired cats, a dog, and me that sheds more than all three of them combined.You're only delaying the inevitable, you run at your own expense. The repo man gets paid to chase you. ~Argabarga
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I've been expecting something like that when I get around to opening up my brother's computer. He had it sitting on the floor in his super messy room. He never remembers to use the ash tray and his very long haired dog hangs out in the room a lot. It started acting funny and then stopped working. His mom thought it might be a virus but it's a mac and I know which sites he goes to so I doubt it. More likely it's full of ashes, dust, and dog hair."Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall
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