Status of Claim

[sp00by]

This one speaks for itself... I got this call last week.

Me: Thx for calling blah blah.. how can I help you?
SC: I'd like to chk the status of my claim?
Me: Ok, can I get your acct #?
SC: I don't know
Me: Ok what can you provide me with to find you in our system?

*cust provides SSN, acct located*

Me: Ok Ma'am.. I don't see a claim here for you, what type of transaction were you disputing?
SC: I don't know, they just told me I have a fraudulent tansaction.
Me: Ok What was the amount?
SC: I don't know.
Me: How did you file a claim without knowing the amount, or the specific transaction you were disputing?
SC: I dont' know.. can you tell me the status of my claim?
Me: .. I don't know.

[The_Ed]

I would reply to this post but I forgot my name.... Heh he

[BravoOrig]

Okay Ma'am, your claim status is non-exsistent.

[Foxglove8778]

claim status is....

A) imaginary.
B) unfathomable.
C) inconsequental.
D) pending existence.

[Gawdzillers]

claim status is....

A) imaginary.
B) unfathomable.
C) inconsequental.
D) pending existence.

Can I use a lifeline?

[Foxglove8778]

you have phone a friend and poll the audience left.