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  • Ahh.. those good ol' reliable RVU menus...

    So, I'll try to keep this short.. I got yelled at and cussed out today over the "broken" menu for another dept.

    Cust is xfer'd to me from our cust svc. dept.. requesting the status of his claim. I introduce myself, and advise him his claim is received, but only 2 days ago.. there is nothing noted at this time.



    SC: "Nothing? I mailed in that claim a week ago and I was told 72hrs to receive my credit."

    Me: "Sir, I'm sorry you were misinformed. You MAILED in your documents.. therefore it will take a longer.. furthermore for this type of claim it is NOT a 72hr turnaround"

    SC: "*voice tone rasing*...I'll have you know I'm a business man.. I make upwards of $300/hr ..and I've already lost $20 today in the 20min I've spent on the phone with you people... And another thing. *yelling*... you people need to fix your menus! It told me to make my selection from the options.. MY SELECTION WASN'T ONE OF THE OPTIONS!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO DO!? And there is NO WAY TO GET AN OPER without pressing random buttons all at once!!!" .... (masher!!!)


    ...first of all I didn't feel the need to explaing pressing 0# on ANY telephone menu will usually fix that problem...


    Me: "Sir, you were xfer'd here from another dept. That's why your choice was not listed on the menu.. I have no control over the menus.. I can provide you with the # for this dept if you'd like"

    SC: ...*continues yelling.. progressively getting louder and more flustered over the "broken" menus*

    Me: ...*reitterates the fact SC dialed wrong #.. repeats I CANNOT do anything, and have no control over menus.. contact cust svc or our quality dept to file a complaint..(offered # for Quality dept).. repeatedly offers direct # for our dept*

    SC: "NO!! I DON'T WANT ANOTHER # TO DIAL.. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO FIX YOUR MENUS!! I want you to personally write an email, make a phone call and tell the person responsible to fix them!! YOU NEED TO FIX THEM!!...*explains again he's a business man that makes $300/hr and doesnt' have time for this" ..and then goes on to question what I do with my time all day.. suggesting all I do is sit on a phone... well... yeah.. this IS a "CALL CENTER"*

    ....this went on for nearly 15min.. him yelling in my ear about the menus.. my repeating "I can't do anything about that.. I can only assist you with your claim... " ... I finally lost it..

    Me: "SIR!! *yelling* I can't do anything about the menus!! I'm trying to get you off the phone so we DON'T waste anymore of your time OR money.. if you want the direct # i can provide that.. do you want that # sir??"

    SC: ..... ... yes.

    Me: (provides # with opt#) "that will put you DIRECTLY with a live rep.. NOW, I have advised you on your claim status today... I have given you the direct #, I have told you there is nothing I can do about the menus... is there anything ELSE I can do for you?

    SC: ....... well if you can't fix the menus .. I GUESS NOT! *click*

  • #2
    Two Words:

    Anger Management.

    Two More words:

    Fish Smack


    Okay, seriously, what the bloody hell is wrong some people? I'll never get why some people are that high strung, unreasonable, and idiotic.
    ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
    And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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    • #3
      Ugh. Sounds like the aliens forgot to remove his probe. Seriously, what the hell? As much as I hate automated systems, I don't freak out about them. I have a feeling that he's just a pissant who thinks he has to scream at people and exaggerate about himself to feel better.
      Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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      • #4
        Quoth protege View Post
        Ugh. Sounds like the aliens forgot to remove his probe. Seriously, what the hell? As much as I hate automated systems, I don't freak out about them. I have a feeling that he's just a pissant who thinks he has to scream at people and exaggerate about himself to feel better.
        Automated systems are extremely helpful. The one thing SC's don't know how to do is listen to the voice prompts. They just mash buttons to get to a live person thinking they are "smart" then get mad when they end up in the wrong department and have to be transferred.

        SC: You mean I waited on hold for 20 minutes and now you have to transfer me to another 20 minute hold.

        ME: I apologize about the hold times, but you did not select the correct option on our automated menu and it sent you to me.

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        • #5
          Why is it you're always wasting their time??? If they have THAT much time to yell and scream for THAT long - then you're not wasting THEIR time, they are wasting yours. You should've charged him $300 for the call

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          • #6
            Quoth MrSunshineState View Post
            Automated systems are extremely helpful. The one thing SC's don't know how to do is listen to the voice prompts. They just mash buttons to get to a live person thinking they are "smart" then get mad when they end up in the wrong department and have to be transferred.

            SC: You mean I waited on hold for 20 minutes and now you have to transfer me to another 20 minute hold.

            ME: I apologize about the hold times, but you did not select the correct option on our automated menu and it sent you to me.

            That's another EXCELLENT point. I get sooo many calls from people.. that go..

            SC: "Yeah I'm returning a call from so-n-so at ext# xxxx .. can you xfer me to her please?"

            ME: "No, I'm sorry I can't xfer outside calls" (and this is truth) .."... were you xfer'd to this dept?"

            SC: "No, I just pressed 0 when I heard the menu start to get to a live person"

            Me: "Ok, well if you dial the 800# again.. Select Opt.1 ... that's the option for entering an ext."

            Yes... the first option.. they don't have enough patience to wait for the first option!! lol I could actually get the outside line myself and redial for them, select the option and ext and xfer.... but if you don't have the time or patience to wait for the menu.. I don't either. Sorry!

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            • #7
              Quoth air914 View Post
              Why is it you're always wasting their time??? If they have THAT much time to yell and scream for THAT long - then you're not wasting THEIR time, they are wasting yours. You should've charged him $300 for the call
              I think he was just all AMPED to yell at someone ... one of those "I'll show them" types... he didn't really have a legit argument involving his claim as he hadn't even given us enough time as it was... so he just had to rant on about SOMETHING...

              Maybe if I would have told him the fact he managed to find the right dept after only being xfer'd once was amazing and brilliant he would have had a new outlook on things hahaha

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              • #8
                I'm working on setting up one of those systems.

                Of course, one of the first things in the initial message is to press 0 for an operator. So on every individual message, "Press 0 for an operator." I think I'm going to get tired of saying that.

                It is a quite interesting process though.
                SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
                SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!

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                • #9
                  SC "I've been on the phone with You People all day."

                  (I love that, really. Who is this mysterious "You People" I hear so much about, because the typical SC certainly does not treat me like another "person".

                  Usually, the SC that's been on the phone "all day" has been on the phone with ME about two minutes, if that.
                  Everything sucks. I must be living in a vacuum.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Foxglove8778 View Post
                    SC "I've been on the phone with You People all day."
                    There's your problem, you should have been phoneing "Those People"
                    ludo ergo sum

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                    • #11
                      Quoth sp00by View Post
                      .. I make upwards of $300/hr ..and I've already lost $20 today in the 20min I've spent on the phone with you people...
                      He must suck at his job if he can't work out that $20 for 20 minutes equal $60 per hour only.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth sbandliz View Post
                        He must suck at his job if he can't work out that $20 for 20 minutes equal $60 per hour only.
                        Actually, I've got this one figured! He quintuple bills people! And he wasn't able to get that last little bit in since he was on the phone!
                        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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                        • #13
                          I really don't care how much people make, it won't make me treat them any nicer. It's not like I'm personally getting any of their money for providing them service.

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