My parents have a nasty habit of blaming me for everything my brother does. ALways have, always will. I've accepted it.
But I would NOT accept a few weeks ago when I was computerless... I went to my mom's house for dinner and asked if I could check my mail on her computer. She said "No way, not after you left all those sick pictures on the desktop last time!" err.... WHAT??? A) I'm 31 years old and relatively computer-savvy. I can cover my own tracks. and b) I don't surf for porn! EVER!
Turns out my brother had used the computer not long after I had the last time I had visited, downloaded a bunch of porn, and then forgotten to delete it once he was... erm... done.
I just glared at my mother and said "WHAT on EARTH makes you think I would *EVER* want to look at pictures like THAT? Maybe you should talk to your SON."
She flubbed for a few minutes trying to say her precious angel wouldn't do that... oh, but I, a mother of two who can damn well go out and buy her own porn WOULD? I coldly told her I didn't appreciate the implication that I was into the sick crap the photos depicted, and went home. She's since gotten over that, and now my brother's not allowed to use their computer anymore LOL
But I would NOT accept a few weeks ago when I was computerless... I went to my mom's house for dinner and asked if I could check my mail on her computer. She said "No way, not after you left all those sick pictures on the desktop last time!" err.... WHAT??? A) I'm 31 years old and relatively computer-savvy. I can cover my own tracks. and b) I don't surf for porn! EVER!
Turns out my brother had used the computer not long after I had the last time I had visited, downloaded a bunch of porn, and then forgotten to delete it once he was... erm... done.
I just glared at my mother and said "WHAT on EARTH makes you think I would *EVER* want to look at pictures like THAT? Maybe you should talk to your SON."
She flubbed for a few minutes trying to say her precious angel wouldn't do that... oh, but I, a mother of two who can damn well go out and buy her own porn WOULD? I coldly told her I didn't appreciate the implication that I was into the sick crap the photos depicted, and went home. She's since gotten over that, and now my brother's not allowed to use their computer anymore LOL



) that it was illegal, that it wasn't their machine, that they'd probably be embarrassed, and that there was a reason those sites were "free" ... they're bait to establish a malware foothold. The preventive measure of which I spoke was - don't do it.
ROFLMAO captain! That was hilarious!!
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