It slices, dices, cuts, and chops! Also makes criss-cut and Julienne fries! There's NOTHING this thing can't do!
Broomjockey's post about the woman who didn't know what a virus was gave me an idea.
We've all read the emails and heard the claims. Viruses and spyware can do nasty things to computers and can mess up the lives of their victims. Problems range from loss of vital data and files to the capture and transmission of personal information to potential identity thieves. And then there are those unusual viruses... the ones we never see ourselves but only hear about... the ones that can reach beyond the limits of their binary world and influence ours in almost supernatural ways...
I've had enough people make ridiculous claims about computer problems that simply MUST be caused by viruses. I thought we ought to make a compilation. Here are my contributions.
- "I've got some dead pixels on my monitor. Could that be caused by a virus?"
- "My printer's pulling through, like, 20 pages at a time. Can printers have viruses?"
- "I heard about this virus Dell had a while ago in all their laptops that made them catch fire. Did they fix that?"
- "I haven't won a single game of Freecell since I got DSL. I thought Norton was supposed to block viruses."
- "My surge protector kind of exploded a while ago. Now it won't work. Think I've got a virus."
I don't work tech support, though. I work sales. I'm sure I've not heard anything nearly as amazing as some of the rest of you. Care to add to the list?
Broomjockey's post about the woman who didn't know what a virus was gave me an idea.
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I've had enough people make ridiculous claims about computer problems that simply MUST be caused by viruses. I thought we ought to make a compilation. Here are my contributions.
- "I've got some dead pixels on my monitor. Could that be caused by a virus?"
- "My printer's pulling through, like, 20 pages at a time. Can printers have viruses?"
- "I heard about this virus Dell had a while ago in all their laptops that made them catch fire. Did they fix that?"
- "I haven't won a single game of Freecell since I got DSL. I thought Norton was supposed to block viruses."
- "My surge protector kind of exploded a while ago. Now it won't work. Think I've got a virus."
I don't work tech support, though. I work sales. I'm sure I've not heard anything nearly as amazing as some of the rest of you. Care to add to the list?
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