OK so, not many of you know, cause I really haven't posted anything about the job I'm at now (and have been for the past 7 months) I am at a new call center in Alabama. Well the account I'm on supports the website for one of the major credit reporting agencies (not allowed to say which one, in case anyone from work - namely management - knows about this site, knows my sn, and knows who I am).
Well, for the most part, what we do is manually authenticate people when they fail the security questions on the website. In order to do so, we have to pull up a really funky looking DOS like program, and pull up their info in it. Once we've done so, we make sure all the info they've given us matches, then make sure they can verify 2 things that only they should really know. If anything doesn't match in the MAIN information, or they've already called to authenticate, and failed, twice, they have to fax in identifying documents.
Now that you know the background, I thought this call was so funny, I almost fell out of my chair at work laughing. So, I get this call today. It's one of my first calls of the day, after waiting for a call for about thirty minutes. Guy failed security questions, was told to call in. I ask him to hold and pull up his information. Check the main stuff, all good. I was about to go back to him when
WOAH HOLD THE PHONE STOP RIGHT HERE.
These words are written: SSN ISSUED TO PERSON WHO IS REPORTED DECEASED
Customer has to fax in documentation. The following conversation ensues.
Me: Obvious
SC: Stupid customer
Me: Sir? Thank you for holding. Unfortunately, due to our security system, and the message it's giving me, I'm going to have to have you fax in some identifying documentation.
SC: Alright, what do I need to fax in?
Me: (Gave info)
SC: OK what's the fax number?
Me: (provided number)
SC: So, why am I having to fax this in? Isn't it supposed to be an instant report?
Me: (Thinking "Because I can't issue a report to a ghost?") Yes sir, it is, but for security reasons, I am required to have you fax in documentation before we can issue you a report.
SC: Well what is it telling you that says I have to fax in?
Me: Sir, I cannot disclose that information. All I can say is that you have to fax in these things so that we can complete the verification process before we can issue a report?
SC: Well fine, fuck you. (beeps two or three buttons on the phone, then hangs up)
I thought it was funny
Well, for the most part, what we do is manually authenticate people when they fail the security questions on the website. In order to do so, we have to pull up a really funky looking DOS like program, and pull up their info in it. Once we've done so, we make sure all the info they've given us matches, then make sure they can verify 2 things that only they should really know. If anything doesn't match in the MAIN information, or they've already called to authenticate, and failed, twice, they have to fax in identifying documents.
Now that you know the background, I thought this call was so funny, I almost fell out of my chair at work laughing. So, I get this call today. It's one of my first calls of the day, after waiting for a call for about thirty minutes. Guy failed security questions, was told to call in. I ask him to hold and pull up his information. Check the main stuff, all good. I was about to go back to him when
WOAH HOLD THE PHONE STOP RIGHT HERE.
These words are written: SSN ISSUED TO PERSON WHO IS REPORTED DECEASED
Customer has to fax in documentation. The following conversation ensues.
Me: Obvious
SC: Stupid customer
Me: Sir? Thank you for holding. Unfortunately, due to our security system, and the message it's giving me, I'm going to have to have you fax in some identifying documentation.
SC: Alright, what do I need to fax in?
Me: (Gave info)
SC: OK what's the fax number?
Me: (provided number)
SC: So, why am I having to fax this in? Isn't it supposed to be an instant report?
Me: (Thinking "Because I can't issue a report to a ghost?") Yes sir, it is, but for security reasons, I am required to have you fax in documentation before we can issue you a report.
SC: Well what is it telling you that says I have to fax in?
Me: Sir, I cannot disclose that information. All I can say is that you have to fax in these things so that we can complete the verification process before we can issue a report?
SC: Well fine, fuck you. (beeps two or three buttons on the phone, then hangs up)
I thought it was funny
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