New Level of Computer Illiteracy

Ghel

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New Level of Computer Illiteracy

03-01-2023, 06:54 PM

"My monitor won't stay on! Come look!"

Level of Difficulty: your computer is turned off. I turned it on and the monitor came on. :facepalm:

This is like the opposite of those posts where frustrated techs tell the user to shut off / unplug their computer because they're too stupid to use it.

"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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dalesys

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03-01-2023, 09:52 PM

Tell them to turn it over and shake it.

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Dreamstalker

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03-02-2023, 01:45 AM

"extremely stuck pixels"?

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