The refill solution in envelope moisteners? Um yeah.

[tiredoftakingituptheass]

I received an email from someone who "love love loved!" their envelope moistener, but darned if it didn't dry up, and could we give them the product number for the refill solution?

Um yeah....

it's H2O!

I can sell it to you if you like, along with this lovely magic rock...

LOL!

What dipsh*ts!

[Gurndigarn]

I can sell it to you if you like, along with this lovely magic rock...

Hey, Pet Rocks made boatloads of money for a while.

[marasbaras]

Every OTHER office product has a refill of some kind. It'd almost make sense for those to have them, too! Imagine the profit margin.

[Cyphr]

Every OTHER office product has a refill of some kind. It'd almost make sense for those to have them, too! Imagine the profit margin.

lets check that shall we?
pens - check
pencils - check (buy another :
mechanical pencils - check
stapler - check
tape - check
printer - check
fax machine - check
copier - check
evelope mositer - no check we need refill!

[drunkenwildmage]

Ok..Here is a bottle of the refill solution

[Crossbow]

At my last job we had an envelope stuffing machine (We weren't going to hand-stuff 10K envelopes per week on a regular basis). When we bought it, they gave us a bottle of "Envelope Solution," and they claimed it wasn't just water. They had (or claimed they had) an enzyme in the solution that helped make the glue sticky faster. Not a bad idea at the speed this machine ran at.

Of course, when it was out, we switched to regular old tap water, and it seemed to work fine. The salesman never could figure out why we never re-ordered, and their repair tech never could figure out why the salesman was such an idiot.

[chops]

They had (or claimed they had) an enzyme in the solution that helped make the glue sticky faster.

Hmmm..."Envelope Solution" has enzymes in it.

So does spit.

Coincidence? I could just imagine them trying to sell spit.

[Cyphr]

I'm convinced that in most countries nowadays you could sell urine as a health drink... just by saying it it has "EGCG" or some other fancy name for healthy bits in it... needless to say the FDA would get on you real quick...

[Broomjockey]

Actually, that practice is called Urophagia.

[Rapscallion]

My body wants rid of it. I'm not drinking the bugger!

Rapscallion