Die Compaq, Die!

We have a laptop at work that refuses to die.

This thing has been dropped (breaking the screen), stepped on (breaking the mouse touch thingie), and just beat on. The boss won't let me trash it, since "it still works." Never mind that making it "still work" has involved hooking up a regular PC keyboard, mouse, and an old CRT-style monitor

We don't really need it, since the fax machine it's hooked to isn't used that often, and we don't send out mass-faxes anymore.

And yes, I do tell the new hires that if they *must* break something, to break that piece of crap

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