I got a guy that comes to my labs alot that I will call Mr. Untechnology. Why do I call him that? Because technology is supposed to help people and make things easier... but everything he uses always seems to do the exact opposite. He sucks the technological abilities of hardware right out of them, making them untechnology for as long as he is in their presence.
Seriously, I think it is his X-men mutant power.
Anywho, Mr. Untechnology is quite unlucky. During this semester alone, he has brought in and used, and subsequently had us examine, two U3 USB flash drives and an external hard drive, all brought in because he couldn't get it's predecessor to work (the geneological root to this unfortunate family being that his FTP couldn't be accessed from home.)
Just so you know, U3 drives are a pain in the ass when it comes right down to it. They require a special software that is installed in the drive to function, but our computers do not allow that functionality to play out. You can delete that software, making the U3 drive just a plain old (but more expensive) flash drive. And once deleted, you cannot reinstall said software.
Like I said, a pain in the ass.
Then his external hard drive wouldn't read. So we decided to look it up for him on the internet. It turns out that it happens to be a common problem with this drive, and to fix it you need to do administrator-level registry editing. Oh joy. He picked a winner.
Now, I would never call Mr. Unfortunate a sucky customer... at least, not by the standard definition. He is a very nice man who is always patient and smiling and isn't bothered by all these the happenstance. However, every time there is a problem with his computer, which there always is, we have to test the thing thoroughly to make sure it was just the one time. For example, today he couldn't use the scanner because it simply wasn't responding to him. We do not know why. Once he left, however, it was working fine... but that doesn't excuse me from the battery of tests I will now have to perform on it to ensure it's functionality.
Why must technology hate him, and the Pantheon hate me?
Seriously, I think it is his X-men mutant power.
Anywho, Mr. Untechnology is quite unlucky. During this semester alone, he has brought in and used, and subsequently had us examine, two U3 USB flash drives and an external hard drive, all brought in because he couldn't get it's predecessor to work (the geneological root to this unfortunate family being that his FTP couldn't be accessed from home.)
Just so you know, U3 drives are a pain in the ass when it comes right down to it. They require a special software that is installed in the drive to function, but our computers do not allow that functionality to play out. You can delete that software, making the U3 drive just a plain old (but more expensive) flash drive. And once deleted, you cannot reinstall said software.
Like I said, a pain in the ass.
Then his external hard drive wouldn't read. So we decided to look it up for him on the internet. It turns out that it happens to be a common problem with this drive, and to fix it you need to do administrator-level registry editing. Oh joy. He picked a winner.
Now, I would never call Mr. Unfortunate a sucky customer... at least, not by the standard definition. He is a very nice man who is always patient and smiling and isn't bothered by all these the happenstance. However, every time there is a problem with his computer, which there always is, we have to test the thing thoroughly to make sure it was just the one time. For example, today he couldn't use the scanner because it simply wasn't responding to him. We do not know why. Once he left, however, it was working fine... but that doesn't excuse me from the battery of tests I will now have to perform on it to ensure it's functionality.
Why must technology hate him, and the Pantheon hate me?
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