This one really made me laugh.
[back story]
I work in a major electronics retail store in the computer department. Many of you readers will already know that.
In my store, we have someone at the service desk who answers most of the incoming calls. If that person cannot answer the caller's questions, then the call is transferred to the (usually) appropriate department.
[/back story]
The department phone rang. I answered it. This, as best as I can remember it, is what followed:
Me: (opening lines)
Caller: Yes, I need some equipment for a call center.
Me: ... Okay.
Caller: You know what a call center is?
Me: Yes. I used to work in one.
Caller: Oh! Good! You can help me then?
Me: I can try.
Caller: Well, I am in charge of a call center, and I need some equipment for it.
Me: (thinking of stuff in the store that might be relevant) What exactly do you need? Computers and monitors? Servers? Headsets, perhaps?
Caller: No, I have a computer. I don't need that.
Me, thinking: You have A computer? Just one?
Me: Well, let's narrow it down then. What exactly do you need?
Caller: I need phones.
Me: That I can help you with. We have several phones here.
Caller: Good! See, I'm starting this call center, and I'm going to need phones to take calls.
Me, thinking: Starting a call center? Seems strange to START a call center by calling your local electronics store and asking for phones... Okay, I'll play along.
Me: You're starting your own call center? Impressive.
Caller: Yes. It is a home-base (sic) business.
Me: You're starting a call center in your home?
Caller: Yes. My wife and I will be taking calls for companies. Like credit cards and things.
Me: I see... So how many phones do you need?
Caller: Just two. One for me and one for my wife. But I need phones that will hold lots of calls. I need to hold, maybe one or two hundred calls at a time. Do you have those phones?
Me: ...No, I don't.
Caller: No? Oh. Do you know where I can get them?
Me: As I understand it, it's not the phone that controls how many calls you can receive at once; it's your phone service. You can have the most expensive phone in the world, but if all you have is one-line phone service from the phone companies, even with call waiting you can only have two or three calls at a time.
Caller: ... So I need to call the phone company?
Me: I imagine they could help you better than I could at this point.
Caller: Do they have the kind of phone I need?
Me: No, but they have the kind of phone service that you need.
Caller: Okay. I will call ComCast, then. Thank you so much!
And he was really excited when he hung up, too. Apparently what I told him was remarkably helpful. I'm pretty sure he didn't get it, though.
If this guy does get his two-person "call center" off the ground, I never want to be routed to it. Imagine the hold times! Two people handling 200 callers?! And I can't help wondering just what company would be willing to outsource to some random couple working out of their spare bedroom.
The part of all this that really made me laugh was that, though this man was calling from somewhere else in my city, in one of the whitest states in the country, he had a thick Middle Eastern accent... And he wanted to start a call center...
[back story]
I work in a major electronics retail store in the computer department. Many of you readers will already know that.
In my store, we have someone at the service desk who answers most of the incoming calls. If that person cannot answer the caller's questions, then the call is transferred to the (usually) appropriate department.
[/back story]
The department phone rang. I answered it. This, as best as I can remember it, is what followed:
Me: (opening lines)
Caller: Yes, I need some equipment for a call center.
Me: ... Okay.
Caller: You know what a call center is?
Me: Yes. I used to work in one.
Caller: Oh! Good! You can help me then?
Me: I can try.
Caller: Well, I am in charge of a call center, and I need some equipment for it.
Me: (thinking of stuff in the store that might be relevant) What exactly do you need? Computers and monitors? Servers? Headsets, perhaps?
Caller: No, I have a computer. I don't need that.
Me, thinking: You have A computer? Just one?
Me: Well, let's narrow it down then. What exactly do you need?
Caller: I need phones.
Me: That I can help you with. We have several phones here.
Caller: Good! See, I'm starting this call center, and I'm going to need phones to take calls.
Me, thinking: Starting a call center? Seems strange to START a call center by calling your local electronics store and asking for phones... Okay, I'll play along.
Me: You're starting your own call center? Impressive.
Caller: Yes. It is a home-base (sic) business.
Me: You're starting a call center in your home?
Caller: Yes. My wife and I will be taking calls for companies. Like credit cards and things.
Me: I see... So how many phones do you need?
Caller: Just two. One for me and one for my wife. But I need phones that will hold lots of calls. I need to hold, maybe one or two hundred calls at a time. Do you have those phones?
Me: ...No, I don't.
Caller: No? Oh. Do you know where I can get them?
Me: As I understand it, it's not the phone that controls how many calls you can receive at once; it's your phone service. You can have the most expensive phone in the world, but if all you have is one-line phone service from the phone companies, even with call waiting you can only have two or three calls at a time.
Caller: ... So I need to call the phone company?
Me: I imagine they could help you better than I could at this point.
Caller: Do they have the kind of phone I need?
Me: No, but they have the kind of phone service that you need.
Caller: Okay. I will call ComCast, then. Thank you so much!
And he was really excited when he hung up, too. Apparently what I told him was remarkably helpful. I'm pretty sure he didn't get it, though.
If this guy does get his two-person "call center" off the ground, I never want to be routed to it. Imagine the hold times! Two people handling 200 callers?! And I can't help wondering just what company would be willing to outsource to some random couple working out of their spare bedroom.
The part of all this that really made me laugh was that, though this man was calling from somewhere else in my city, in one of the whitest states in the country, he had a thick Middle Eastern accent... And he wanted to start a call center...
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