1). Huge issues with ONE manufacturer....
Recently, the retail store started selling a brand of computers that was once "direct via manufacturer website only." Hint: rhymes with bell.
Anyway, lately we have been getting tons of calls on these units ranging from no sound, to dead NIC cards, corrupted drivers and MANY other issues. This isn't a fluke: some people have exchanged these units three times and still haven't found a working unit.
Well I found out why these PCs are so crappy, but yet the ones on the manufacturer available by configure-to-order (CTO) are not experiencing nearly the same issues. In order for the vendor to look attractively priced, they build the retail store models in China and Mexico (CTO models are built elsewhere) and the quality control just isn't there. And when client's question why these computers break down so much we can't say why otherwise we'll fail our audits for "product bashing."
2: Malware makers invent a new way to infect people's computers....
You may have heard about a pest called "Antivirus2008" and it's many variants.
What many people do not know is one of the ways these evil things are getting into computers.
In an attempt to be extra sneaky, makers of this malware are mixing the code used to download it to your computer (many times without your knowledge) into the scripts used to display the banner ads commonly seen on most websites. So in other words, just viewing the page can get you infested.
The only real way to combat this is to use Firefox with Adblock Plus installed (sadly, it's gotten to the point where just the browser itself will not do much), and even better install NoScript along with it.
3. 64-bit Windows Vista + clueless users = headaches for us.
In an attempt to be able to cram more memory into consumer PCs, vendors are installing 64-bit editions of Windows Vista. Never mind that I always find it funny when I see a tower with 6GB of memory and integrated video, the real issue is that people are not doing research before buying one of these units.
I have gotten a few calls asking why their software worked on an earlier Vista or XP box "yet doesn't work on this one." When I told them 64-bit may require an upgrade (or a totally different software), I always got these responses:
"God damn Microsoft always looking to steal money from us!"
"Vista totally sucks!"
"Do you have (insert dollar amount of software here) for me to buy the newest one?"
"The software works fine, it's from 2003, do they really expect people to change this crap all the time?"
"Why didn't the salesperson say anything to me about this?!"
And the best one....
"Why would they install an operating system that isn't compatible with most things?"
Recently, the retail store started selling a brand of computers that was once "direct via manufacturer website only." Hint: rhymes with bell.
Anyway, lately we have been getting tons of calls on these units ranging from no sound, to dead NIC cards, corrupted drivers and MANY other issues. This isn't a fluke: some people have exchanged these units three times and still haven't found a working unit.
Well I found out why these PCs are so crappy, but yet the ones on the manufacturer available by configure-to-order (CTO) are not experiencing nearly the same issues. In order for the vendor to look attractively priced, they build the retail store models in China and Mexico (CTO models are built elsewhere) and the quality control just isn't there. And when client's question why these computers break down so much we can't say why otherwise we'll fail our audits for "product bashing."
2: Malware makers invent a new way to infect people's computers....
You may have heard about a pest called "Antivirus2008" and it's many variants.
What many people do not know is one of the ways these evil things are getting into computers.
In an attempt to be extra sneaky, makers of this malware are mixing the code used to download it to your computer (many times without your knowledge) into the scripts used to display the banner ads commonly seen on most websites. So in other words, just viewing the page can get you infested.
The only real way to combat this is to use Firefox with Adblock Plus installed (sadly, it's gotten to the point where just the browser itself will not do much), and even better install NoScript along with it.
3. 64-bit Windows Vista + clueless users = headaches for us.
In an attempt to be able to cram more memory into consumer PCs, vendors are installing 64-bit editions of Windows Vista. Never mind that I always find it funny when I see a tower with 6GB of memory and integrated video, the real issue is that people are not doing research before buying one of these units.
I have gotten a few calls asking why their software worked on an earlier Vista or XP box "yet doesn't work on this one." When I told them 64-bit may require an upgrade (or a totally different software), I always got these responses:
"God damn Microsoft always looking to steal money from us!"
"Vista totally sucks!"
"Do you have (insert dollar amount of software here) for me to buy the newest one?"
"The software works fine, it's from 2003, do they really expect people to change this crap all the time?"
"Why didn't the salesperson say anything to me about this?!"
And the best one....
"Why would they install an operating system that isn't compatible with most things?"

I AM the evil bastard!



Eric the Grey
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