The most moronic customer ever!

[M-a-v-e-r-i-c]

Okay, instead of giving out a big story I'm going to just type out the whole phone call and have it open for comment.

Me: Good afternoon, AMF ******* Lanes, this is Brian! How can I help you?

Woman: Hi...um...what type of business is this?

Me: Excuse me?

Woman: Like is this some sort of bowling center?

Me: Yes, AMF ******* Lanes is a bowling alley.

And that's kind of how the phone call ended. Take that all in and comment.

[that_chick_in_I.T.]

Heh. That smacks of jealous wife to me.