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  • No, I can't do that.

    Just a couple quickies.

    First:

    We had to do some updates over the network which caused some people to be unable to access certain services until they rebooted.

    I had one user yesterday call me and explain the issue in a vague, round about, poorly worded way. So poorly that I finally went down to her desk to see the error for myself.

    So, I told her all she had to was reboot and log back into the network.

    Her response: No, I can't do that.

    Me: Okay, then I can't help you. *exit stage left*

    She sent an email to my boss about the problem. He emailed her back telling her to reboot. I stopped by his office on my way back to my desk, just to let him know about the issue and why I was closing the ticket. He got a good laugh out her refusal to reboot and me just walking away.

    And later that day...

    We also took down the email server for a short time. This caused some people to wind up working in offline mode, so emails don't come in, and they don't go out.

    When the server came back up, they got big dialogue boxes popping up on their screens asking them to enter their password to log back in.

    5 hours later, I get a call from the HR lady. Her emails are just sitting in her outbox and she's getting some sort of error message. I ask what error, she comes back with "It's in a box that popped up on the screen. But I can't read it because it's too confusing. You'll have to come here to see it."

    But, she's only just down the hall, and I get in trouble for refusing to help them without looking at the machine myself at least once. I walk over and look at her 'error' message. Can you guess what it was? It was the damned bloody log in box! Apparently popping up with her username filled in and the password box blank but for the blinking cursor is 'too confusing' for her. Especially with that message about having to log in!

    So, I make her type in her password. It goes away and her emails go out and new ones come in. Amazing!

    Her response: "Oh, I wasn't sure what it meant when I said I needed to log in and then wanted a password."

    She can repeat the gist of the box without it even being up on the screen, but she couldn't read the box to me over the phone because it was 'too confusing'.

    Really, I think this is why I get headaches...my brain just keeps attempting to implode and escape the idiocy.

  • #2
    I get those outlook calls all the tie,

    ME: In the lower right hand corner, does it say connected or offline?

    SC: What do you mean?

    ME: I mean, in lower right hand corner does it say offline or connected

    SC: I don't know

    ME: OK, I need to remote on to your machine

    Sure enough says offline, I put in back online and magically the emails go out

    But those arent as bad as the calls where they are getting the message that they are over the size limit and what do I do. Ummm try deleting some emails asshat, do you really need the jpeg your son-in-law sent you of the dog wearingthe sweating you knitting for the mongrel?

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    • #3
      i just LOVE getting outlook calls. my favorites? pst calls.

      sc:i cant get my emails, it says my mailbox is closed!!!!

      me: have you tried emptying your deleted items box and your sent items?

      sc: but i need those!!!

      lather, rinse, repeat for 30 min when i finally remote in, build another pst file and send an idiot bill for wasting my time. i sent several people instructions on how to auto archive, with pictures, and arrows. the esl folks i understand not getting it. im trying to get these translated for them into their native tounge, but the people from chicago and philly that dont get it???? come on.

      sorry to thread jack,
      This is a drama-free zone; violators will be slapped. -Irving Patrick Freleigh
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      • #4
        Quoth SteeleDragon78 View Post
        i sent several people instructions on how to auto archive, with pictures, and arrows. the esl folks i understand not getting it. im trying to get these translated for them into their native tounge, but the people from chicago and philly that dont get it???? come on.

        sorry to thread jack,
        Lucky me. We don't support archive PSD files. Our uses are told to save them offline as text, or some other format, and delete them. If they choose to use PST's then they are on their own.

        Usually when I get a call about a full inbox, it's because they haven't deleted their trash....


        Eric the Grey
        In memory of Dena - Don't Drink and Drive

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        • #5
          Quoth SteeleDragon78 View Post
          me: have you tried emptying your deleted items box and your sent items?

          sc: but i need those!!!
          That, right there is one of my pet peeves. It's the deleted items, why are you using it for storage????? That's for things you want to DELETE!

          And, my current major pet peeve, people who start using a computer you're remoted into and working on. "Hum... there's a big installation window open... Tech support won't mind while I go do this....."
          SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
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          • #6
            Quoth technical.angel View Post
            And, my current major pet peeve, people who start using a computer you're remoted into and working on. "Hum... there's a big installation window open... Tech support won't mind while I go do this....."
            That's one of the reasons I love remote admin on the Mac- Apple Remote Desktop's "Curtain" command! I get to work behind the scenes while the user only sees a giant padlock icon and a message that I set.
            Last edited by MacPrince; 11-18-2008, 05:30 AM. Reason: Still workin' on that whole 'pronoun agreement' thing...

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            • #7
              Quoth Gerrinson View Post
              Her response: "Oh, I wasn't sure what it meant when I said I needed to log in and then wanted a password."
              Ahhhhh! That is just soooo painful. Mine usually go like this:

              Caller: It's not working!!!!!! It's telling me I need to activate!!!!!! I got work to do!!!!!!

              Me: What happens when you click the Activate button?

              Caller: Oh. I'm supposed to *click* that?
              The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

              The stupid is strong with this one.

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              • #8
                Quoth Gerrinson View Post
                I told her all she had to was reboot and log back into the network.
                *snerk* I've been watching The IT Crowd on Showtime and have gotten my husband hooked. Does Roy work with you?
                Labor boards have info on local laws for free
                HR believes the first person in the door
                Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
                Document everything
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                • #9
                  Quoth wagegoth View Post
                  *snerk* I've been watching The IT Crowd on Showtime and have gotten my husband hooked. Does Roy work with you?
                  I'm afraid I haven't seen the show, but we definitely don't have anyone named Roy. What resemblence they might bear to him intellectually speaking (I assume Roy is an idiot) well...we've got a few...dozen...

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                  • #10
                    The joke is that whenever anyone calls the IT department on the show, the first thing Roy says is, "IT Department. Did you try turning it off and on?"
                    Labor boards have info on local laws for free
                    HR believes the first person in the door
                    Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
                    Document everything
                    CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

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                    • #11
                      Quoth wagegoth View Post
                      The joke is that whenever anyone calls the IT department on the show, the first thing Roy says is, "IT Department. Did you try turning it off and on?"
                      Oh. Well, in that case, I guess I would be Roy. It is the given fix for at least 75% of Windows errors. It also gives me a blank slate that might undo whatever the luser has done.

                      The best part is when they try to say it's all rebooted. 10 seconds after I told them to do it. I guess they assume I'm an idiot, too?

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Gerrinson View Post
                        5 hours later, I get a call from the HR lady. Her emails are just sitting in her outbox and she's getting some sort of error message. I ask what error, she comes back with "It's in a box that popped up on the screen. But I can't read it because it's too confusing. You'll have to come here to see it."

                        But, she's only just down the hall, and I get in trouble for refusing to help them without looking at the machine myself at least once. I walk over and look at her 'error' message. Can you guess what it was? It was the damned bloody log in box! Apparently popping up with her username filled in and the password box blank but for the blinking cursor is 'too confusing' for her. Especially with that message about having to log in!

                        So, I make her type in her password. It goes away and her emails go out and new ones come in. Amazing!

                        Her response: "Oh, I wasn't sure what it meant when I said I needed to log in and then wanted a password."
                        That's why she is in HR. They end up in HR or Marketing when they absolutely can't cut it in a real job. (There are some good HR people -- we have one -- but the majority are lightweights in the noggin.)
                        Labor boards have info on local laws for free
                        HR believes the first person in the door
                        Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
                        Document everything
                        CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

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                        • #13
                          Sound

                          Quoth Gerrinson View Post
                          Oh. Well, in that case, I guess I would be Roy. It is the given fix for at least 75% of Windows errors. It also gives me a blank slate that might undo whatever the luser has done.

                          The best part is when they try to say it's all rebooted. 10 seconds after I told them to do it. I guess they assume I'm an idiot, too?
                          The real give-away, no matter how fast their machine shuts down and/or boots, is the fact you never hear the beep from BIOS or Window's start theme.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth earl colby pottinger View Post
                            The real give-away, no matter how fast their machine shuts down and/or boots, is the fact you never hear the beep from BIOS or Window's start theme.
                            The real give away is that most machines here are running Celeron processors. No way did they reboot in 10 seconds.

                            Even my personal gaming rig isn't quite that fast. Getting there, but not quite yet.

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