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  • The computers are down, moron.

    I work for a county library with 35 branches, and we do branch visits on a regular basis. Here's most of the crap that happens on those branch visits:

    #1: The staff forgets that it's a branch visit day. Even though the list was sent out the week before, and some branches have the same day of the fortnight/month, they've forgotten to post notices and take the computers out of service in the reservation system. The computers are usually full of patrons, who get pissed off when they're asked to log off; so we just fix what we can and leave.

    #2: The patrons can't read the signs posted all over the branch and taped to the monitors. No matter how it's phrased, they still can't comprehend that they're not going to be able to use the machines until we're done with them.

    #3: The patrons and staff ask "how long until the computers are available". We don't know. There could be one update or a hundred. It's going to take a while. The smart branches tell the patrons "tomorrow" when they ask.

    #4: The patron says, "But I need to finish my (insert document here)". OH! In that case, we'll cancel everything just for you. You're super special, just like every other patron of the library.

    #5: The staff comes up with a list of everything ELSE that needs to be done besides what's on the work orders. We have a trouble ticket program that only works when staff calls in the problems. We ask they them why they didn't call it in, and they usually come up with some lame excuse.

    Now you have a glimpse into my world.

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    We have an IT guy for the library's computers on our island, but, unfortunately, he really doesn't know what he's doing. He used to be an AV Tech years ago, meaning he set up film projectors, etc. and when that position was defunct, he was given a choice of being either a delivery driver or an IT guy, so guess what he chose?

    Anyway, after he touches any of our computers, I have to go and clean up everything after him. Like, sometimes he will clone a hard drive when one of our PCs blue screens. So, he'll clone a drive from another library, and not configure the screen or printer settings to what we use, so I have to configure the screen settings and uninstall the other library's printers and install ours. Fun, huh?

    And when our server, which is on another island is down, we're ALL down. Does anyone contact us to let us know that they're down? No. And when it's back up, does anyone contact us to let us know? No. So, I have to periodically try to log on every 5 minutes to see if it's back up, sometimes for hours. And, yeah ... I put up "the system is down indefinitely" signs, and of course the patrons never read it and they need to get their email NOOOOOWWWWW! Um ... sorry, the entire system is down indefinitely, including the internet. "So, I can't get my email?" "Sorry, the entire system is down indefinitely, including the I N T E R N E T." "But what about email?" *sigh* Head/Desk.
    I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand. -- Linus Van Pelt

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