This happened yesterday:
Hello?
Yes, the printer won't print
Okay restart the computer
How?
Click start -> shut down -> restart
Oh, click the red X at the top-right corner of the window?
No, click the start button
The red X?
Start Button.
Oh, the computer's power button?
No, the start button at the bottom-left of your window.
The bottom-left says "Done"
What is below it?
A picture and the word start
Click that
One second, let me try printing again
Okay, I clicked start, now what? Oh wait an Authorized User menu appears (thats the username on this computer x_x)
Okay, click shut down at the bottom left of that menu.
The bottom left says 3:40 PM.
Bottom-left of the menu, not the window
Oh, ok, so I have to click it?
Yes, click it then click restart in the menu that appears
Okay, a new box is open, which do I select?
Restart
So, it's not suspend?
No, restart
Okay, and it's not shut down?
No, restart
So it's restart?
Yes.
(describes windows shut down, POST and start up, hear printer in background)
Okay, and I have 30 copies of this? Why did it print 30 times?
How many times did you click print?
A few.
What did I tell you last time this happened?
Click it once only.
Exactly. I'll see you later and I've submitted (client name's) mortgage to Scotiabank.
Hello?
Yes, the printer won't print
Okay restart the computer
How?
Click start -> shut down -> restart
Oh, click the red X at the top-right corner of the window?
No, click the start button
The red X?
Start Button.
Oh, the computer's power button?
No, the start button at the bottom-left of your window.
The bottom-left says "Done"
What is below it?
A picture and the word start
Click that
One second, let me try printing again

Okay, I clicked start, now what? Oh wait an Authorized User menu appears (thats the username on this computer x_x)
Okay, click shut down at the bottom left of that menu.
The bottom left says 3:40 PM.
Bottom-left of the menu, not the window
Oh, ok, so I have to click it?
Yes, click it then click restart in the menu that appears
Okay, a new box is open, which do I select?
Restart
So, it's not suspend?
No, restart
Okay, and it's not shut down?
No, restart
So it's restart?
Yes.
(describes windows shut down, POST and start up, hear printer in background)
Okay, and I have 30 copies of this? Why did it print 30 times?
How many times did you click print?
A few.
What did I tell you last time this happened?
Click it once only.
Exactly. I'll see you later and I've submitted (client name's) mortgage to Scotiabank.


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