I had many calls that went "out of control" (SC asks to speak to a supervisor) over this crap. These are things that people need to understand:
1: No, the service plan does not cover the cost of restore discs.
Due to the fact that many OEMs are putting the restore info on the hard drive, many PCs no longer come with discs. If you want a hard copy on CD/DVD, you'll have to buy them from the OEM. They are considered optional accessories now so even if your hard drive fails you'll still need to fork over the cash for them.
2. We cannot send a technician out to look at your machine.
We only send techs out to replace parts, not to look at the thing. It says so right in the damn fine print. We NEED to troubleshoot over the phone first. Why? We don't cover software, so if we send a tech to your home and find it's a simple software issue he will say so and leave.
3. We cannot send someone out in 24 hours.
What, you think we have the ability to atom-transfer the part to the tech and have him rush to your home? Come on, now.
4. Sometime, a complete restore is the way of life.
Yes, there are many times we do ask you to restore the PC prior to sending a tech out to replace the hardware to rule out a software issue. THIS IS A WAY OF LIFE, GET USED TO IT. Don't want to restore because you're too much of a lazy SOB to reinstall all your software afterwards? Too bad, we just won't repair your computer!
5. Don't believe everything the salesperson tells you.
Rule of thumb - if a salesperson tells you if covers everything short of intentional damage and theft, it's probably because the salesperson needs to meet his commision quota for the day or his boss is pressuring him to sell so he can get his month bonus. So when you call us with a virus problem and then complain that you have to pay for our premium support to get it out, don't complain to me. I'll be more than happy to transfer you to consumer relations were you will be met with a genuine apology (
) or if the rep is in a good mood, you will be given a $20 gift card to shut you up.
1: No, the service plan does not cover the cost of restore discs.
Due to the fact that many OEMs are putting the restore info on the hard drive, many PCs no longer come with discs. If you want a hard copy on CD/DVD, you'll have to buy them from the OEM. They are considered optional accessories now so even if your hard drive fails you'll still need to fork over the cash for them.
2. We cannot send a technician out to look at your machine.
We only send techs out to replace parts, not to look at the thing. It says so right in the damn fine print. We NEED to troubleshoot over the phone first. Why? We don't cover software, so if we send a tech to your home and find it's a simple software issue he will say so and leave.
3. We cannot send someone out in 24 hours.
What, you think we have the ability to atom-transfer the part to the tech and have him rush to your home? Come on, now.
4. Sometime, a complete restore is the way of life.
Yes, there are many times we do ask you to restore the PC prior to sending a tech out to replace the hardware to rule out a software issue. THIS IS A WAY OF LIFE, GET USED TO IT. Don't want to restore because you're too much of a lazy SOB to reinstall all your software afterwards? Too bad, we just won't repair your computer!
5. Don't believe everything the salesperson tells you.
Rule of thumb - if a salesperson tells you if covers everything short of intentional damage and theft, it's probably because the salesperson needs to meet his commision quota for the day or his boss is pressuring him to sell so he can get his month bonus. So when you call us with a virus problem and then complain that you have to pay for our premium support to get it out, don't complain to me. I'll be more than happy to transfer you to consumer relations were you will be met with a genuine apology (
) or if the rep is in a good mood, you will be given a $20 gift card to shut you up.


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