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The Texan Douchebag
The company I work for charges for tech support and this guy that called in was from Texas and a total douchebag, hence the title.
He called in having an issue whenever he types with the I key (regardless if it's capital or lower case) it would come up as the number 5. I tried to get him to use several different key combinations to deactivate the toggle key feature on his laptop, but he kept interrupting me and shouting over me like a jackass about how our remote assistance program was causing it and that I'd better document it to our engineers. He even said to me "I'm a level 5 technician, honey I do power point presentations..." blah blah blah like as if I was retarded or something. He had me on hold for a good while and I could hear him ranting and raving about how he paid $120 and that he is the customer and how I was "givin' him sass". Bitch please.
So he goes back to me "Hey (company name) girl, I gotta go to a meetin' I will callback later" and hangs up on me.
Look here jackass,
Just because I'm a chick doesn't mean you can talk to me like I don't know shit about computers
If you know so much about computers, why in the blue fuck did you pay for and call technical support?!!
Shut up and lemme do my job or you can still have your computer in the same broken state it was.
If only I could've reamed that guy a new one...but a girl could only dream.
He called in having an issue whenever he types with the I key (regardless if it's capital or lower case) it would come up as the number 5. I tried to get him to use several different key combinations to deactivate the toggle key feature on his laptop, but he kept interrupting me and shouting over me like a jackass about how our remote assistance program was causing it and that I'd better document it to our engineers. He even said to me "I'm a level 5 technician, honey I do power point presentations..." blah blah blah like as if I was retarded or something. He had me on hold for a good while and I could hear him ranting and raving about how he paid $120 and that he is the customer and how I was "givin' him sass". Bitch please.
So he goes back to me "Hey (company name) girl, I gotta go to a meetin' I will callback later" and hangs up on me. Look here jackass,
Just because I'm a chick doesn't mean you can talk to me like I don't know shit about computers
If you know so much about computers, why in the blue fuck did you pay for and call technical support?!!
Shut up and lemme do my job or you can still have your computer in the same broken state it was.
If only I could've reamed that guy a new one...but a girl could only dream.
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I AM the evil bastard!
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