For those that don't work in the call center area, an audit is where a supervisor or an outside company listens to your calls and evaluates how you did. It's funny that they pick the worst calls to do the audit on, as in the case here....
This was a few month ago, but it still sticks out in my mind:
Guy calls up to explain a problem with his laptop. Now mind you for laptops we send people to the store, but this "problem" merely needed an explanation, so I figured I would help him.
Me: "Can you explain the issue you are calling about? For issues with laptops we request you bring them to the store, but maybe I can offer a suggestion."
Idiot: "This laptop is supposed to come with 256mb of memory, why is it saying in system properties that I only have 192mb?"
I then POLITELY explain to him that on certain low end laptops (should have called it entry-level as they subtracted points for that.
) the video card shares some of the system memory to use as it's own, so even though the system still has a 256mb stick in there, 192mb is only available to use for windows. I then advised him that as laptop graphics are not upgradeable, if he wants more memory the only way to increase it is to buy more memory (I know you can go into the BIOS and decrease it, but I can't advise clients how mess with that stuff on laptop service plans, plus it worsens the graphics). Well Mr. Idiot then tells me:
"But I paid for 256mb of memory!"
So I explain to him AGAIN with he needs to do to fix his issue. Not good enough for him. Again, he says the exact same thing as above. I apologize for his problem, and explain this is not really a "problem" and AGAIN explain what he needs to do. He then spews the same sentence as above, so I tell him again. He then tells me the same thing yet AGAIN, so ad nauseum I explain the he simply needs to buy more memory to fix his "problem." Finally Mr. Idiot gets the hint and says, "OK. I guess I'll have to buy more memory. Thanks."
Well one day later I was informed I was audited on this call, and I fail because according to the auditor, I had a rude and condescending tone! I couldn't believe it.
This was a few month ago, but it still sticks out in my mind:
Guy calls up to explain a problem with his laptop. Now mind you for laptops we send people to the store, but this "problem" merely needed an explanation, so I figured I would help him.
Me: "Can you explain the issue you are calling about? For issues with laptops we request you bring them to the store, but maybe I can offer a suggestion."
Idiot: "This laptop is supposed to come with 256mb of memory, why is it saying in system properties that I only have 192mb?"
I then POLITELY explain to him that on certain low end laptops (should have called it entry-level as they subtracted points for that.
) the video card shares some of the system memory to use as it's own, so even though the system still has a 256mb stick in there, 192mb is only available to use for windows. I then advised him that as laptop graphics are not upgradeable, if he wants more memory the only way to increase it is to buy more memory (I know you can go into the BIOS and decrease it, but I can't advise clients how mess with that stuff on laptop service plans, plus it worsens the graphics). Well Mr. Idiot then tells me:"But I paid for 256mb of memory!"
So I explain to him AGAIN with he needs to do to fix his issue. Not good enough for him. Again, he says the exact same thing as above. I apologize for his problem, and explain this is not really a "problem" and AGAIN explain what he needs to do. He then spews the same sentence as above, so I tell him again. He then tells me the same thing yet AGAIN, so ad nauseum I explain the he simply needs to buy more memory to fix his "problem." Finally Mr. Idiot gets the hint and says, "OK. I guess I'll have to buy more memory. Thanks."
Well one day later I was informed I was audited on this call, and I fail because according to the auditor, I had a rude and condescending tone! I couldn't believe it.

I'll actually be testing it tonight, now that I have the rest of my parts in. It shall live!
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