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The email server is posessed!!
I have this demon emailing me saying he won't deliver my emails! We need someone to exercise the demon out of the server!!!!!
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I'm afraid its not the server, but you personally being served by this daemon. We're going to have to purify you and your workstation with fire. Lots and lots of cleansing flame.Quoth draggar View PostThe Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
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And sage! Lots and lots of cleansing sage!The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
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The demons can only be appeased by a sacrifice. A few 'id10t' should do the trick.Comment
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But management treats id10ts like they're sacred cows. We'll have to get a few without alerting management.Quoth Daskinor View Post"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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besides, I think it calls for a sacrifice of a sentient being, so that rules them out.Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
I AM the evil bastard!
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Offer 10 PEBCAKs, finely tied with the best and shiniest CAT6. Don't forget to Hail the Port Monster (by drinking some Port).
Promise the Daemon that with this PEBCAK feeding you will let him sleep and be rested, and that you will create another backup server to take over the load whence the Daemon is needing a break.
CutenoobIn my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.Comment
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Uh, did we forget that an offering has to be made to St. Bill (Gates) as well?
Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo FerrariComment
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I thought that was a demonic sacrifice.
I AM the evil bastard!
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