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  • Corp security makes me laugh sometimes..

    Especially when it's not me dealing with them.

    I saw a ticket in our queue this morning:


    "There is a rouge device on the network"

    Quote Dalesys:
    ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

  • #2
    Was that made-up?
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      Normally you make-up something like that to make it look better.
      Quote Dalesys:
      ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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      • #4
        Did you ask them if it had mascara & eye-shadow?
        Tastefully done, or oerfect Tammy Fae Bakker?
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #5
          Did that make you blush when you read it?
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            I bet they were red-faced after that got posted.
            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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            • #7
              Don't get LIPPY about this stuff, now.

              Cutenoob
              In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
              She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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              • #8
                Quoth draggar View Post
                "There is a rouge device on the network"

                is that anything like Mulon Rouge?????

                or cheeky rouge????
                I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                • #9
                  Quoth draggar View Post
                  Especially when it's not me dealing with them.

                  I saw a ticket in our queue this morning:


                  "There is a rouge device on the network"

                  The proper way of dealing with a rouge device is to hit it with a baton.

                  P*S

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                  • #10
                    I love it when they can't spell rogue correctly.
                    Fixing problems... one broken customer at a time.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Blade_Raver View Post
                      I love it when they can't spell rogue correctly.
                      I spent many years on Everquest playing rogues and nothing made me cring more when I saw "(Level) Rouge LFG" (looking for group) - I normally replied back "you might want to try a salon to find some lipstick to go with that".

                      Too bad the "burglar" class on LotRO isn't nearly as fun.
                      Quote Dalesys:
                      ... as in "Ifn thet dawg comes at me, Ima gonna shutz ma panz!"

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                      • #12
                        I'd do the same thing in WoW.

                        ^-.-^
                        Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                        • #13
                          CSR_Kim's hubby has a character in WoW called NotARouge.
                          SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
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                          • #14
                            Quoth draggar View Post
                            "There is a rouge device on the network"
                            Gotta watch out for those French communist devices. They're sneaky...

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