I don't even know how to preface this, so let's hop into it.
Me - Me. Yes, much like New York, New York.
T2 - Another brainless tier 2 agent.
Me: "X Company level 3, this is Sage speaking."
T2: "Yes sir, I've got a modem here that won't get an Internet connection. I believe they made need a truck roll." (1)
Me: "Okay, and why's that?"
T2: "Well, if you look on your diagnostics, you'll see that there's no connection to the computer."
In a one in a million shot, they're ACTUALLY right. I can't see the customer's PC on my diagnostics. However...
T2: "Basically they changed services and now they can't get online. They were able to get online before they changed service."
...Wait, what?
Me: "Hold on...so...they were able to get on before?"
T2: "Mm-hmm."
Me: "With the same modem?"
T2: "Mm-hmm."
Me: "...So how is this a modem issue?"
T2: "Well, it appears the modem is not recognizing the computer."
Me: "Under normal circumstances, that would certainly seem to be the case, but-"
T2: "Can I transfer this call?" (2)
Me:
"SIR. What I'm trying to tell you is there's nothing wrong with the modem."
T2: "Well, BUT...this didn't happen until-"
Me: "I heard what you said. What I'm telling you is if it was working previously, then there's nothing wrong with the modem. What troubleshooting have you done?"
T2: "Can I tra-"
Me: "What troubleshooting have you done?"
T2: "I mean, there's no link light-"
Me:
"Sir, are you trying to tell me all you've done is confirm there's no link light?"
T2: "..."
Me: "Sir, you really need to continue your troubleshooting. This is not going to be a computer issue and it's not going to be a modem issue."
T2: "...Okay, I'll call back." (3)
Me:
"No sir, you need to finish your troubleshooting. Have a good day."
Sadly, this isn't the first or last time this has happened. I'm losing my damn mind.
1. This has been happening a lot lately. Mostly we operate only within the tier 3 department, but we've been helping customer service every so often. Upon doing so, we've discovered a lot of tier 2s try to TELL US to set up trouble calls for issues that otherwise would not need them. This has led to overbooking techs and thus, delayed schedules for actual legitimate calls.
2. Two pet peeves broken right here. Don't interrupt me. No, really. I hate it when people talk over me, interrupt me, or just in general don't seem to be paying attention. I've learned to cope with this for the most part, but yeah. And secondly, did I SAY you could transfer? Absolutely not. We were discussing your notes and out of nowhere you spring that on me? **** you!
3. You'll WHAT? No, you'll do what I say! You'd be surprised how often I hear "in one ear out the other" statements like that.
Me - Me. Yes, much like New York, New York.

T2 - Another brainless tier 2 agent.

Me: "X Company level 3, this is Sage speaking."
T2: "Yes sir, I've got a modem here that won't get an Internet connection. I believe they made need a truck roll." (1)
Me: "Okay, and why's that?"
T2: "Well, if you look on your diagnostics, you'll see that there's no connection to the computer."
In a one in a million shot, they're ACTUALLY right. I can't see the customer's PC on my diagnostics. However...
T2: "Basically they changed services and now they can't get online. They were able to get online before they changed service."
...Wait, what?

Me: "Hold on...so...they were able to get on before?"
T2: "Mm-hmm."
Me: "With the same modem?"
T2: "Mm-hmm."
Me: "...So how is this a modem issue?"

T2: "Well, it appears the modem is not recognizing the computer."
Me: "Under normal circumstances, that would certainly seem to be the case, but-"
T2: "Can I transfer this call?" (2)
Me:
"SIR. What I'm trying to tell you is there's nothing wrong with the modem."T2: "Well, BUT...this didn't happen until-"
Me: "I heard what you said. What I'm telling you is if it was working previously, then there's nothing wrong with the modem. What troubleshooting have you done?"
T2: "Can I tra-"
Me: "What troubleshooting have you done?"
T2: "I mean, there's no link light-"
Me:
"Sir, are you trying to tell me all you've done is confirm there's no link light?"T2: "..."
Me: "Sir, you really need to continue your troubleshooting. This is not going to be a computer issue and it's not going to be a modem issue."
T2: "...Okay, I'll call back." (3)
Me:
"No sir, you need to finish your troubleshooting. Have a good day."Sadly, this isn't the first or last time this has happened. I'm losing my damn mind.
1. This has been happening a lot lately. Mostly we operate only within the tier 3 department, but we've been helping customer service every so often. Upon doing so, we've discovered a lot of tier 2s try to TELL US to set up trouble calls for issues that otherwise would not need them. This has led to overbooking techs and thus, delayed schedules for actual legitimate calls.
2. Two pet peeves broken right here. Don't interrupt me. No, really. I hate it when people talk over me, interrupt me, or just in general don't seem to be paying attention. I've learned to cope with this for the most part, but yeah. And secondly, did I SAY you could transfer? Absolutely not. We were discussing your notes and out of nowhere you spring that on me? **** you!
3. You'll WHAT? No, you'll do what I say! You'd be surprised how often I hear "in one ear out the other" statements like that.

I AM the evil bastard!
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