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This is from about 2 years ago when I was still a tech.
Problem Description: The computer makes static-like humming sounds.
The computer checked in his computer with that problem description. Of course, the first thing I did was contact the customer to get clarification and more specific information on the problem and the situation the issue was noticed.
(Paraphrasing, since I can't remember the exact words)
Customer: When I have the computer off, after a few hours or overnight the computer starts making a pretty noticeable humming sound.
Me: If your computer is off it shouldn't be making any humming sounds.
Customer: Well it does. Please just try shutting down the computer and leave it alone and it will make the sound.
Me: OK, but the only thing that could be making a sound like that would probably be the built-in computer speaker...but that's not getting any power. Is, perhaps, the external speakers you use on at the time?
Customer: No, just please test it.
So to humor the customer I shut down the computer after doing a top to bottom diagnostic (just in case) and leave it off overnight. Since I was not going to work the next day I specifically asked the support manager to check for any sounds as soon as he got in the next day. Of course he found nothing. I call the customer, the following day when I get in.
Me: Sir, we did as you requested and left it overnight....we heard no sounds.
Customer: Sometimes the problem doesn't occur until after a couple days of not being turned on. Could you run the test again and just let it sit for 2 days?
Me: I'm pretty sure the problem has to do with your speakers because it may be on and too close to your monitor, computer, or another electronic appliance.
Customer: I'm telling you it isn't. Please just test it again.
Did the same test +1 day and still found nothing. Called the customer again.
Customer: Is the computer plugged in?
Me: As in, is the power cord plugged in while the computer is off? Yes, it is.
Customer: Try unplugging the cord and let it sit.
Me: Sir, I can guarantee you it is not a problem with your computer. But for your peace of mind I will unplug the system completely and let it sit for multiple days.
Customer: Thank you.
Did this ridiculous test again and FOUND NOTHING WRONG. The customer took back his computer and I didn't hear from him again during the time I worked there. To this day...I know it was his speakers and I don't know why he wouldn't listen to me. I'm assuming he didn't really check to see if his speakers were off at the time and didn't want to be bothered to test this himself.
Do you guys have any stories of ridiculous problem descriptions with ridiculous tests you had to do to prove to your customer there was nothing wrong?
Problem Description: The computer makes static-like humming sounds.
The computer checked in his computer with that problem description. Of course, the first thing I did was contact the customer to get clarification and more specific information on the problem and the situation the issue was noticed.
(Paraphrasing, since I can't remember the exact words)
Customer: When I have the computer off, after a few hours or overnight the computer starts making a pretty noticeable humming sound.
Me: If your computer is off it shouldn't be making any humming sounds.
Customer: Well it does. Please just try shutting down the computer and leave it alone and it will make the sound.
Me: OK, but the only thing that could be making a sound like that would probably be the built-in computer speaker...but that's not getting any power. Is, perhaps, the external speakers you use on at the time?
Customer: No, just please test it.
So to humor the customer I shut down the computer after doing a top to bottom diagnostic (just in case) and leave it off overnight. Since I was not going to work the next day I specifically asked the support manager to check for any sounds as soon as he got in the next day. Of course he found nothing. I call the customer, the following day when I get in.
Me: Sir, we did as you requested and left it overnight....we heard no sounds.
Customer: Sometimes the problem doesn't occur until after a couple days of not being turned on. Could you run the test again and just let it sit for 2 days?
Me: I'm pretty sure the problem has to do with your speakers because it may be on and too close to your monitor, computer, or another electronic appliance.
Customer: I'm telling you it isn't. Please just test it again.
Did the same test +1 day and still found nothing. Called the customer again.
Customer: Is the computer plugged in?
Me: As in, is the power cord plugged in while the computer is off? Yes, it is.
Customer: Try unplugging the cord and let it sit.
Me: Sir, I can guarantee you it is not a problem with your computer. But for your peace of mind I will unplug the system completely and let it sit for multiple days.
Customer: Thank you.
Did this ridiculous test again and FOUND NOTHING WRONG. The customer took back his computer and I didn't hear from him again during the time I worked there. To this day...I know it was his speakers and I don't know why he wouldn't listen to me. I'm assuming he didn't really check to see if his speakers were off at the time and didn't want to be bothered to test this himself.
Do you guys have any stories of ridiculous problem descriptions with ridiculous tests you had to do to prove to your customer there was nothing wrong?
So, I set the thing up, and nothing. Nothing wrong with either the monitor or computer. Rather than waste my time with a nonexistent problem, and went back to more pressing tasks, like troubleshooting the main server.
and called in our 3rd party tech. Boss asked him why the monitor would (random ass definition, which was clarified by the tech as the monitor degaussing itself) when he was trying to use it.
), but I couldn't really be blamed for it. In fact, the 3rd party guy...actually stood up for me, and said that the boss shouldn't have wasted my time 
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