About a year ago we converted the office to from a printer everywhere to a single beastly printer in the middle of the floor. It is a good printer, it works hard. But everyone hates the printer for the stupidest reasons.
1. "The printer is broken" - No its not, its out of paper
2. "The printer is broken" - Not its not its out of toner
3. "The printer is broken" - ARGHH, someone did not load the paper properly
4. "The printer is broken" - No, someone just decided to print 145 full color pictures off his digital camera and choked up the print server.
5. "The printer is broken" - It prints just fine? Wait the person before you did not clear out the copier settings.
6. "The printer is always down" - Hun? You guys just don't know how to USE the printer. So you sit there until I Deus Ex Machina away the stupidity.
7. "The printer is broken" Wow its actually broken, wait a second............. Did you disobey the sign that said "DO NOT FIX THIS PRINTER YOURSELF CALL HELPDESK" of course you did.
8. "Why is the printer downnnnnnnnnnnnnn I need to print NOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"- Did you get email that said it be down at lunch because you tree killers put 200k worth of prints on the damn thing in 6 months. Well you did, you just did not read it. Its only going to be an hour while the printer gets new drums. SUCK IT UP!!
9. "The copier is a piece of crap, when are we going to get a new one"- Wahhhhhhh, you just abuse the hell out of that one too.
10 "The printer is broken"- Oh it is actually broken, because.... you did not read the sign that says "If you are loading paper this is how you check for glue"
11. "The printer is broken" - Do you see the notice on the paper saying you need to put legal in to print your legal size document? Of course not.
12. "The printer is broken" - Yup you managed to break of part of the manual feed tray trying to load the legal paper.
13. "The printer is broken" - It prints fine, oh wait you needed to select color if you want color.
1. "The printer is broken" - No its not, its out of paper
2. "The printer is broken" - Not its not its out of toner
3. "The printer is broken" - ARGHH, someone did not load the paper properly
4. "The printer is broken" - No, someone just decided to print 145 full color pictures off his digital camera and choked up the print server.
5. "The printer is broken" - It prints just fine? Wait the person before you did not clear out the copier settings.
6. "The printer is always down" - Hun? You guys just don't know how to USE the printer. So you sit there until I Deus Ex Machina away the stupidity.
7. "The printer is broken" Wow its actually broken, wait a second............. Did you disobey the sign that said "DO NOT FIX THIS PRINTER YOURSELF CALL HELPDESK" of course you did.
8. "Why is the printer downnnnnnnnnnnnnn I need to print NOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"- Did you get email that said it be down at lunch because you tree killers put 200k worth of prints on the damn thing in 6 months. Well you did, you just did not read it. Its only going to be an hour while the printer gets new drums. SUCK IT UP!!
9. "The copier is a piece of crap, when are we going to get a new one"- Wahhhhhhh, you just abuse the hell out of that one too.
10 "The printer is broken"- Oh it is actually broken, because.... you did not read the sign that says "If you are loading paper this is how you check for glue"
11. "The printer is broken" - Do you see the notice on the paper saying you need to put legal in to print your legal size document? Of course not.
12. "The printer is broken" - Yup you managed to break of part of the manual feed tray trying to load the legal paper.
13. "The printer is broken" - It prints fine, oh wait you needed to select color if you want color.
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