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Quoth lordlundar
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Too much work. The match is easier.
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My feelings exactly.
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I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?Comment
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I dunno can 2697 at 10% before the puter crashed count?
Cause I tried fixing a computer that the person all they did was download porn from peer to peer servers, and the original virus software was from on of these networks as well. Needless to say after the computer crash I just reformattedIt feeds, it grows, it clouds all that you will know
Deceit, Deceive, Decide just what you believeComment
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Lovely vid Mongo
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"....Adam Savage-Mythbuster
Must remember to stop using "brain of death" on slower morons.... I meant customers.Comment
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That song happens to be in a Broadway musical entitled "Avenue Q". It's like Sesame Street for grown-ups, with classics like, "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist", "if You Were Gay", and my personal favorite "You Can Be As Loud As The Hell You Want When You're Making Love."
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I recently cleaned up an ancient laptop that had 380 pieces of spyware (among that 90 instances of the Smitfraud-C trojan--that was all sorts of fun to remove). The owner grabbed the computer back from me before I was able to get a virus scan to run."I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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And more fun!Quoth lordlundar View PostToo much work. The match is easier.
I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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what the hell does commit sideways mean?Comment
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Hari Kari (aka suicide.) It's one of the "Mom-isms" I grew up with.Quoth yahurd View Post
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Over 35k in a friend's old computerComment
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Sideways= Sepuku, for those who don't know how to spell it.Quoth yahurd View Post"I call murder on that!"Comment
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My record for a spyware scan was 110, 822 items. Almost all the Firefox cookies were infected. I hated to admit defeat, but that was a "REFORMAT NOW!!!"
The student ended up leaving her computer here for 2 weeks.
SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!Comment
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See, now for me in that case, a half stick of dynamite is a viable option.Quoth technical.angel View Post
I AM the evil bastard!
A+ Certified IT Technician
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This thing was physically and electronically dirty. I made the work study students do the actual touching of it, and used a pen to interact with the power button.
So, if she didn't come pick it up, I was thinking about blowing it up, but only if I could make it implode. No use spreading the ick around.
:: shudder ::
SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!Comment
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