Funny Spam Subject Lines

[Ironclad Alibi]

I just got a spam with the subject line:

Let us do the work of making you and your gf happy every night.

Somehow I don't think they intend to come in every night and fix dinner for us. Now that would make us happy evry night.

[technical.angel]

den decrease or loss of vision

??? From the bit of the body Gmail showed me without opening the email, I think it was for Viagra??

[EvilEmpryss]

Most of the ones I've been getting recently have been attempting to disguise themselves as legitimate e-mail from Blizzard about my WoW account.

I've suddenly started getting a bunch of these over the last two months. I do not and have never had a WoW account. I sent a few to the WoW spam email address, but I didn't have the time to keep up on all the ones I was getting.

"Экспертиза проектной документации" (come again?)
"人妻達の書き込みが溢れかえってる！" (say what??)

You want me to go on? I have 770 more like this, just in the last week.

I get those with the foreign language in the subject line. That's just damned lazy on the scammers' part. If my email address does not contain any of your language's characters, I'm not interested in your "product".

Even funnier, though, are ones that say "URGENT CONTACT FEDEX" or "FROM HOMELAND SECURITY". The "from" line is in Arabic. Nice try.

As for you having 770 more like these... You need a better spam filter.

[Andara Bledin]

Today's fun spam was in Cyrillic.

URGENT MESSAGE! Quickly read it, it's important for you!

If they wanted me to read it, they should have written it in a language I could read. Or, at the very least, an alphabet.

^-.-^

[EvilEmpryss]

This is a new one for me: Can You Be Trusted?

Dude, if you knew me, you'd know the answer to that one already.

[Shalom]

As for you having 770 more like these... You need a better spam filter.

Of course I have a good spam filter. Where do you think I found them?

(Have to check it for false positives once in a while; that's when I plow through all of these. 100 per page; quick scroll down and "Mark This Page Reviewed", and they're gone. I generally have a few thousand by the time I get around to checking it.)

[Andara Bledin]

Of course I have a good spam filter. Where do you think I found them?

I've been checking mine more often because of this thread.

^-.-^

[Daemonmonkey]

This last week I've been announced that I've won lotteries and if that were real i'd be (only in this last weeks collection) a £ multi-billionaire...

Apart from that it's fun when they try to trick you that the e-mail is legitimate by using Babelfish-translated scripts from FedEx etc into my language ...

[Ironclad Alibi]

I've been getting a lot of spam from Chinese companies. The latest is:

3D/2D Animation services - Cartoon Design - 3D modeling

[DerangedHermit]

One of my friend's tweets:

"I just got an email from EnlargePenis.VeryGoo29@yahoo.com with the subject 'Big penis like a girl!'"

[Rapscallion]

You probably thought it was impossible to find such high class Beijing escorts

The thread above this at the time of my viewing.

You don't get to see this crap. You're lucky

Rapscallion (they're all mine...)

[PentUpRage]

One of my friend's tweets:

"I just got an email from EnlargePenis.VeryGoo29@yahoo.com with the subject 'Big penis like a girl!'"

That's the spam I came in here to post!

I was like...really? Like a girl? Seriously?

[Darkforge]

The thread above this at the time of my viewing.

You don't get to see this crap. You're lucky

Rapscallion (they're all mine...)

Yay for the mods, thanks for keeping this forum so clear of spammers, its really really appreciated

[Rapscallion]

Today's offering:

"The gift of health ... a clean colon."

(That's work email, not here)

Rapscallion

[Cazzi]

I just delved into the horrors of teh spam box and found a few that have very misspelled headers like:
MMedically-proven__resuults___wiith_nno___haassle_ouur___prod uctt

Although it may have backfired on them inside the email... I'm sure this isn't the instantaneous result they like to brag of

Suurprise___heer__wwith__a__biggeer__siize__iin__2 2_mmonths