A funny I wrote

[Der Cute]

I copied the chords/spacings? from an online "lyrics" place. What I did was enter my own text for the song. Here we go!

ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: Every Bit Is Sacred
Lyrics and Chords


[Meaning of Life, the]

There are Nerds in the world, there are Techies
There are Admins and Gurus and then
There are those that follow Mainframing Unix, but
I've never been one of them

(A7) / D - - - / G A7 D - / E - A - / E7 - A - /

I'm a Network Admin
And have been since Thick net was born
And the one thing they say about Admins - is
They'll kill the guy who caused network storm.

/ A7 - D - / / E - A - / E7 - A - /

You don't have to be a Telco-er
You DO have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any social life -
You're Admin the moment Boss rang, because

{Refrain 1}
Every bit is sacred
Every bit is great
If a bit is wasted
Cisco’s quite irate

/ D A7 D D7 / G D E7 A7 / D D7 G Gm / D A7 D - /

{Refrain 1}

Let the heathen lose theirs
In the tangled 'Net
Admin shall make them pay for
Each IP that's a re-direct.

{Refrain 2}
Every bit is wanted
Every bit is good
Every bit is needed
In your FIOS-hood

Lowlevel Vendors
Spill theirs just anywhere
But the Admin loves those who treat their
Network with more care

{Refrain 1}

... / D E7 A7 - /

{Refrain 2}

Every bit is useful
Every bit is fine
Intarweb needs everybody's bits-
Mine, and mine, and mine

Let the Wireless spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill and plain
Admin shall strike them down for
Each bit that's traffic in vain

{Refrain 2}

{Refrain 1}


I figured some of us nerdy people would like this. Oh and btw; I'm only a hardware chick. Not network or admin level. But I still thought this up.

[fireheart]

I love it. I will share this with the boyfriend. (IT guy and Python fan )

[Der Cute]

There are some lines that are awkward, I need suggestions! Let 'im have a go at it!

[Zoom]

There are some lines that are awkward, I need suggestions

Whenever you've gone mute, Mrs. Cute
And parodies really seem tough
And networks are coaxially tangled or duff
And you feel that your first draft is rough...

Just remember that you're posting on a forum that's evolving
With new members signing up 'round every hour
It's passing through these tubes every second, it's being beckoned
To appear on screens by browsers with much power

The ideas of you and me, and the members we can see
Of CS have a wit that has a way
In an out of brain experience, said with no interference
From sucky customers with naught to say

Our workplace itself contains 100 million jerks
With 100,000 bad ideas in tow
The managers will make a big solution never works
Yet they're the ones who're always last to go.

Our forum's many light-years from computer server hub
We rarely see them playing hard to get
And our connection is only one of millions and billions
In this amazing and expanding internet.

Our customers themselves keep on demanding and demanding
With all the crazy noises they can hiss
As fast as they can talk, as much as they can gawk
12 million gabs and ganders, and it's the worst that ever is
So, remember when you need some more ideas for a song
How amazingly possible's your luck
And pray that life gets more intelligent than King Kong
'Cause there's buggering customers that suck.

[fireheart]

I am so sharing these with my boyfriend. He would them.

[RealUnimportant]

Isn't it awfully nice to have this forum?
Isn't it frightfully good to see these songs?
It's swell to pen a ditty,
it's divine to write a filk,
based on Monty Python's records
by Mr. Idle (Eric)
So 3 cheers for Der Cute & the Zoomer,
Hurray! for the works they replicate.
These jolly tunes, they make us swoon,
Although they are not rock.
And if you don't know the music,
then it's easy to look up.
But don't sing them aloud in public,
they might put your boss in shock,
and you might get sacked.

Thank you very much.

[Der Cute]

Im A Lumberjack lyrics (HELP I'M STUCK)

I'm a gaming freak and I'm OK
I'm up all night and I sleep all day

(He's a gaming freak and he's OK
He's up all night and he sleeps all day)

I frag my friends, I heat my guns
I DON'T go to a lavat'ry
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And find more games for me

(He frags his friends...)
(He's a gaming freak and he's OK
He's up all night and he sleeps all day)

I cut down enemies, I skip-jump levels
My team gangs on 'em, brings down the gavel
I put on clean clothing
And hang around in bars

(He frags his friends...)
(He's a gaming freak and he's OK
He's up all night and he sleeps all day)

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear mama
(He cuts down trees...)
(He's a lumberjack...)
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/m/monty_python

[fireheart]

Isn't it awfully nice to have this forum?
Isn't it frightfully good to see these songs?
It's swell to pen a ditty,
it's divine to write a filk,
based on Monty Python's records
by Mr. Idle (Eric)
So 3 cheers for Der Cute & the Zoomer,
Hurray! for the works they replicate.
These jolly tunes, they make us swoon,
Although they are not rock.
And if you don't know the music,
then it's easy to look up.
But don't sing them aloud in public,
they might put your boss in shock,
and you might get sacked.

Thank you very much.

I loved this. I actually sung this to the tune and it makes sense.

and now I'll be singing that song all day tomorrow. >.<

[Pizzacommando]

Scream in my face and tell me that I'm stupid
I'm stepping away and tell you that you're too close
I love to hear you rationalize
why you won't pay this price
now please go away

Scream in my face and say you want the bossman
He'll scream in you face and then he'll kick you out
Life can be fine if you go out to dine
if you show your nice faces in all sorts of places
and smile till you're blown away