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    My summer job has a dinosaur of a computer we keep alive so customers can use it to get a fishing license. We encourage them to get it elsewhere, but offer the option. The rule is generally: "If they can't do it on their own, don't help them."

    This guy somehow managed to fall flat on his face, get up, and then fall off a cliff.

    My boss looked over at me. Quietly, he informs me that this guy has been here for a half hour, and he has tried to help him and can't. I'm apparently pretty good at helping people who suck at computers.

    Him: Why won't this computer understand my name?
    I look.

    His name, as entered, was: johnjacobsmith.

    Me: You have to use spaces.
    Him: Ok.

    He types in: John Jacob Smith.

    Then we do it for his address. I soon find another problem. The city had 0 instead of o in the name. At this point, I just do it for him to get him out of there.

  • #2
    He sounds like a real space cadet. <ducks>
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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    • #3
      Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
      He sounds like a real space cadet. <ducks>
      oh hey now that was really bad
      https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
      Great YouTube channel check it out!

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      • #4
        He forgot the Jingleheimer.
        Why do they make Superglue but not Batglue?

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        • #5
          Hey, that's my name too!


          For some reason, people who don't leave spaces always sound to me (in my head) like those people

          whotalkreallyfastonthephonesoyoucan'tinterruptinth ehopethatyou'llfixtheproblemeventhoughtheydialedth ewrongnumber?!

          ya know?
          - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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          • #6
            ...thispieceofpaper'sgotfortysevenwordsfiftysevens entences...
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #7
              Youpeoplearemakingmeflashbacktowhenmyspacebarwento nstrike.

              Remember?BackduringSeraph'sepicWarStorypost?

              Dammitthereitgoesagain...
              PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

              There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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              • #8
                Quoth dalesys View Post
                ...thispieceofpaper'sgotfortysevenwordsfiftysevens entences...
                and278x10colorglossypicutreswithcirclesand arrowsandaparagraphonthebackofeachoneexplainingwha teachonewasto beusedasevidenceagainstus.
                I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                • #9
                  I'mgettingaheadachereadingallthesepostswithoutanys pacesinthempeople
                  https://www.youtube.com/user/HedgeTV
                  Great YouTube channel check it out!

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                  • #10
                    Quoth dalesys View Post
                    ...thispieceofpaper'sgotfortysevenwordsfiftysevens entences...
                    Hope you had fun filling out those forms on the Goup W bench...
                    I will not be pushed, stamped, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own. --#6

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Captain Trips View Post
                      Hope you had fun filling out those forms on the Goup W bench...
                      We just sang "you can get anything you want" together and they thought we were faggots and didn't take neither of us.
                      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                      • #12
                        And then we all went to Alice's restaurant

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Sandman View Post
                          And then we all went to Alice's restaurant
                          And had another great Thanksgiving dinner.

                          (I have the movie on VHS.:grin
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth dalesys View Post
                            And had another great Thanksgiving dinner.

                            (I have the movie on VHS.:grin
                            I have it on DVD, has to be watched on Thanksgiving along with Miracle on 34th Street

                            I also have a CD with the full version of the song. Gotta rip that thing to my music player......

                            Madness takes it's toll....
                            Please have exact change ready.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Merriweather View Post
                              I also have a CD with the full version of the song. Gotta rip that thing to my music player......
                              Which version? Brunnette Arlo, white-haired Arlo or soundtrack?

                              When we saw the movie, humpty-dump years ago, my friends compared me to Arlo's buddy who hitched out to Montana.

                              "Funny smell? Wha-a-at funny smell?"
                              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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